I believe that God exists and he’s kind of like the kiwi fruit of the world - no-one knows how to handle him and when someone gives it a go others call him out on it for not doing it their way.

I believe that arrogance, hypocrisy and ignorance are greater wrongs than not capitalising the g in God or dropping a swear word on the fly.

In face I think cancer is scared that one day we’ll have charities for arrogance and drop in centres for hypocrisy where you can be a hypocrite in a safe environment then go back into the world with a big smile on your face cause you’ve had your fix.

I believe that love heals more wounds than time does and that money doesn’t make the world go round, but people do - and it’s up to us to define the currency we use, be it love, money or marshmallows.

I believe that the word Christian is stained and the word religion is tainted. Why do we even use words to hide our honest opinion?

I believe that truth is like charity, it starts at home, only then can it infect politics, churches, businesses and corporations.

I believe that God exists, that he’s a genius, that he loves every single person ever and he doesn’t take holidays.