Fisherman, single guys and serial killers, they’re the only ones who have “the one who got away”. I’ve been a single guy for a period that long that even God himself, when asked how long Josh has been single for, just says “a long time”, so in essence I’m more than qualified to talk about this.

There's been approximately 9,340 girls that have gotten away, 4 fish and 0 prospective killing victims.

Too name one, I’d go out and say Cassie Tesar-Keys. She lived down the road when I was in Grades 7 to 10 at Salonika Beach, south of Mackay. I spent a good three years trying to work up the courage to ask Cassie to go steady with me. We already pretended we were together on the bus so other boys wouldn’t annoy her, we even practiced kissing once so that we’d be ready for the big game whenever and wherever that might be.

Alas, my boyish lack of intelligence left us apart. We’ll note that down as a weakness and move on ok?