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  1. I once was locked up in the Mackay Police Watch House as a result of not wearing a bike helmet. I only spent one night there luckily. Jail food is not all it's cracked up to be.
  2. I smoked cigarettes for years but quit after I woke up one morning and didn't feel like smoking anymore. Luckily the feeling continued and I've only lapsed 3 or 4 times since.
  3. If I mix (segue) two songs and a break and or sweeper really nicely and tightly when I'm on air I'll push my chair back from the desk and mouth F-Yeah! Because it feels really good to make nice radio and it doesn't occur naturally.
  4. There is no "maximum amount" of parmesan cheese you can put on a meal, in my humble opinion.
  5. I have a knob on the inside of my right foot that my Dad always asks if I've had removed yet and some girls, well one girl, under the influence of a financial bet, want to kiss. It's the result of a shell embedding itself in my foot.
  6. I have only one qualification (Certificate III in Radio Broadcasting, which I got through RPL) yet I've worked in over 30 jobs across almost every industry and type of business.
  7. Facial hair, in fact any body hair on me, grows at a super amazingly slow rate. Right now I have facial hair that has taken 3 and a half months to grow.
  8. Although I refuse to ride rollercoasters simply because they are a dangerous and unnecessary part of life, I've worked at a theme park and operated the rollercoaster where we would play tricks on riders making them think we'd forgotten to lock them in.
  9. I once met the Veronica's in the hallway of Sea FM/Gold FM on the Gold Coast. I was talking to the program director and their manager pretended to know me.
  10. I'm 2 degrees of separation from Ellen DeGeneres. That's my only real claim to fame.
  11. I'm really ticklish on my feet but I can funnel that ticklish energy into something that is very relaxing. Foot massage please.
  12. I've been officially homeless, without a home, for one night of my life and it was with my good mate Andrew Evans in the year 2000. We slept in an abandoned shopping centre and slept with our bags right next to us. We woke up and half of our stuff had been stolen.
  13. I probably enjoy the smell of my own farts too much, but don't all guys?
  14. iPhones, MacBooks, iPAds etc ... all this Apple Technology impresses me and I buy it simply because I'm impressed by it's design and function, not because I need it or want it. I probably have spent too much money in this ritual.
  15. I'm a virgin. Technically, officially, according to the books I'm a virgin. I've had girlfriends and flings but I've never gone to the last base. Why? For the earlier years of my life it was more out of luck, or lack of it. But after a while I decided I wanted to enjoy losing it with someone I valued.