Can confirm this is true. Please refrain from messing with me:

“I don’t mess around with anyone over 42, they built different, their families had them formally trained in something by the time they were 2, they had keys to the house by age 5, could cook full meals at 7 and were pretty much self-sufficient at 9.

They left their house at dawn every Summer morning and didn’t come back til nightfall and survived all day on water from garden hoses, they might get a sandwich on the off chance somebody’s parents had went shopping, they spent three quarters of their lives by themselves with a parent maybe checking on them twice a month, most of them have evaded at least one kidnapping attempt, and, they know 15 different ways to remove blood stains from clothing. They the real fuck around and find out people.