← 2019 October 2019
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PSA: the next two weeks of Josh-flavoured spam will be Icelandic, Finnish, and Japanese in flavour.
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Insert an interesting comment here about how the most popular Christian worship album this weekend won’t be heard in churches because it has Kanye’s name on it.


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Dads love bringing backpacks to weddings.
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Would you rather fight a Hillsong sized Kanye or a Kanye sized Hillsong?

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The first meeting of earth’s most disrespectful people wraps up today at Uluru.
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Billy’s dealing with the real issues.

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Australian newspapers today ... #righttoknow

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When I’m rich I’m going to email airplane manufacturers asking for quotes on new planes whilst letting them know I’m on a budget.
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The hardest thing as an adult is to push a shopping trolley through the supermarket without lifting yourself up onto it after a good push screaming ‘weeeee!’
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Pixar is simulating real camera lenses and mimicking techniques like split focus diopters in its movies and it’s amazing. The real fake cameras of Toy Story 4
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The best thing about sharing a Lyft ride is the look the riders give each other when they enter the car, all knowing that none of us are as cheap as all of us.
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Echoing the thoughts of every other basic b* that has bought a Series 5 Apple Watch: always on is a game changer. Even after a few hours you appreciate the watch more. Also, because I bought it in the USA, I’ve got an ECG!













































