← 2019October 2019
PSA: the next two weeks of Josh-flavoured spam will be Icelandic, Finnish, and Japanese in flavour.
Insert an interesting comment here about how the most popular Christian worship album this weekend won’t be heard in churches because it has Kanye’s name on it.


Dads love bringing backpacks to weddings.
Would you rather fight a Hillsong sized Kanye or a Kanye sized Hillsong?

The first meeting of earth’s most disrespectful people wraps up today at Uluru.
Billy’s dealing with the real issues.

Australian newspapers today ... #righttoknow

When I’m rich I’m going to email airplane manufacturers asking for quotes on new planes whilst letting them know I’m on a budget.
The hardest thing as an adult is to push a shopping trolley through the supermarket without lifting yourself up onto it after a good push screaming ‘weeeee!’
Pixar is simulating real camera lenses and mimicking techniques like split focus diopters in its movies and it’s amazing. The real fake cameras of Toy Story 4
The best thing about sharing a Lyft ride is the look the riders give each other when they enter the car, all knowing that none of us are as cheap as all of us.
Echoing the thoughts of every other basic b* that has bought a Series 5 Apple Watch: always on is a game changer. Even after a few hours you appreciate the watch more. Also, because I bought it in the USA, I’ve got an ECG!













































