Photography I Created

    Before we get too excited about fusion energy, space travel and flying cars, it’s important to remember that this is how Australia Post wants me to find a lost package, with details from a Windows 2000 screenshot and calling a national hotline.

    Such a Century Gothic welcome

    How is Jetstar the only Australian airline fully utilising the Apple Wallet API with flight and gate updates and heaps of info inside the ticket info page?

    Nine years ago I had an internet-enabled egg tray. I feel like technology has not really advanced past this milestone.

    The invention of jaywalking by Clive Thompson.

    Me doing my job on Bruny Island on Thursday from two different points of view

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    back in my safe place: “going somewhere”

    A week in Tasmania

    Qantas Retro Roo at Coolangatta Airport OOL

    The first point of order was to check out the land we’ve just bought!

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    From there it was straight into work.

    First in New Norfolk …

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    Then in Freycinet …

    Freycinet National Park

    Couple getting married at Honeymoon Bay

    I really do love this state.

    House in Tasmania

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    Bee

    Vintage camera

    Mount Wellington from Hobart

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    Back to work again on kunanyi, formerly known as Mount Wellington.

    Elopement on kunyani, Mount Wellington, with The Elopement Collective

    kunyani, Mount Wellington, sunset

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    Harley McNamee

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    From Mount Wellington we move to Bruny Island for Katrina and Oscar’s elopement and it’s also my 41st birthday.

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    Mumma Albatross

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    The Arch, at Bruny Island

    The Arch, Bruny Island

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    And on arrival to our Airbnb, a 200 year old church, we found a very rare white Bennett’s Wallaby. On the mainland they’d be snapped up by predators, but on Bruny Island a small population of the genetically unique macropod survives and as a result, Bruny Island is the only place on earth you’ll spot one.

    White Bennett's Wallaby

    White Bennett's Wallaby

    AI loves a good beach deer: “brown deer on white sand beach during daytime photo”

    Imma start sending this to everyone I ever meet so they know how to rate me when the social credit system from Black Mirror finally comes into play.

    Ted Gioia:

    “Mr. Zuckerberg’s ideal Metaverse is just a panopticon—those infamous prisons where every inmate can be scrutinized simultaneously.”

    The couple I married today at Freycinet’s Honeymoon Bay married in secret (after booking me four years and a pandemic ago) so I tried my hand at double-exposures and blurry photos.

    Today milestones:

    11yrs ago Rhi and Jarryd became official. 10yrs ago Rhi found me on Instagram. 9 yrs ago I quit 4BC, went full time as a celebrant, and got on Nine’s Today Show as the “celebrant that only does cool weddings” 🤮 Today I married Jarryd & Rhi at sunrise in the Byron Bay rainstorm before flying to Hobart.

    Travel hack for New Zealand is to fly out of Queenstown Airport because they have a special check in counter for frequent flyers.

    If you’re thinkin’ of being my burger it don’t matter if you’re black or white

    Glacier to Ground pop-up waterfall

    The Mātukituki River valley

    ZQN bound

    How am I supposed to drive five hours on an Ice Break

    Re: Bird app

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