You can't even make a blockbuster movie about assassinating a dangerous unstable sitting world leader without ruffling feathers these days.

The taxi council's ads are just sad and they have to be bordering on slanderous @NewsTalk4BC @Uber_Brisbane

Listening to @NewsTalk4BC for an hour and have heard 3 anti-Uber ads from the taxi council. So glad my wage doesn't come from there anymore.

Is it national ignorance day again already? I always forget the date.

I've never seen a 'shooting star' so I don't know what to look for #Geminids

I was lucky enough to move into an #NBN house last week and can wholeheartedly agree with @mpesce - it's crazy that lucky had to be used

My kingdom to read the @SatPaper on my #Kindle.

#Qantas flights turning back & everyone goes home > @Qantas not addressing warning signs & everyone burning in a firey disaster

If any men come into the house they'll smell my assembling and no doubt leave.

Marked my masculine territory in the new house by assembling IKEA furniture everywhere.

I hope you guys have been watching over my FarmVille farm for me.

My new @Kobo eReader is the buggiest frikkin thing on the planet. Although the @JBHiFi sales idiot sold Britt a 2yo model :/

"I need you to help me find a wife for my brother" - phone call from a young Indian gent right now who I'm pretty sure was not pranking me

This seems like it could be my only chance to get @AustenTayshus1 to ever talk to me, so here goes. #TeamJustin @justinhamilton_

Any graphic designers want a quick Sunday morning job? I'm trying to design a logo but my brain is all like "get lost".

My Google Calendar has access to the smartest and best tech on the planet. But still feels the need to remind me of my impending birthday.

Probably the best part about having a cat as a pet is when you call it's name, and it just looks at you, wishing you'd go away.

Hey 'Murcia, can your Police stop killing black people for a few minutes so some Christmas cheer can leak into my Facebook feed.

Life Pro Tip: MacBook users, hover your mouse over any word and tap three fingers on the trackpad to see the definition (via Reddit)

Any recent articles on "things to plug into your TV" I'm out of step with TV tech /cc @MolksTVTalk @trevorlong

What's the Instagram filter that makes you look really sexy without doing your hair or losing weight? Asking for a friend.

It's like the NBN was made purely for Netflix and Hulu.

Our old wireless router is slower than the Internet connection #NBNpeopleproblems

You might think I'm a successful person but I still can't get the 'ohh' at the right time in the bridge of Faith No More's Easy.

Taxi driver trying to convince you to use him and not Uber #awkward

Good to see #NBN on @iiNet doesn't change this status quo. 2/2

Over the past 16 years I have started new tel communication connections with almost every telco and it never 'just works'. 1/2

Listening to @612brisbane of course

If I had to try and describe exactly what I do all day, it would be "make the little red circle push notifications go away".

We've moved house that much this year that our removalist has my number stored in his phone and answers "Hi Josh" #VIPclient

So there's at least a bazillion NBN plans - anyone got a suggestion for a pure internet, 100mbps, big data plan?

The web dev guys behind the PayPal for business website are most certainly on crack.

So I probably need a few minutes away from keyboard.

I dreamt last night that although our new house is in an NBN area, our house was the only one on the block that didn't have the NBN.

Any vinyl collecting peeps after a 4x4 IKEA Expedit White shelving? It's the cancelled line. Still in box un-packed. Make us an offer.

"I assumed all the storm troopers were black because no one cared when they got shot." @JakeCurrie

I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Mr Sheffield should have ended up with Miss Babcock.

The car industry has "sold" itself into a corner that is dark & dingey. Youngins already knew it but it's great to watch my FIL realise it,

Dear car industry, my father-in-law is reading every blog he can find for reviews of the Mazda6 so he can make a decision without a salesman

Tim on the suggestion from Paula that he remember and recite his own vows "No way, I'm not Nelson Mandela!" #MrAndMrsCorbett

Out of the ten million to-do apps for the iPhone - what do you use and why? I've bought so many, and then, have not-used the same quantity.

I've been trying to think of a joke about the @hilltophoods song 'Cosby Sweater' with @BillCosby but there's nothing funny about rape.

It'd be great to see them all come into being.

I seriously want a team of app developers to just be at my beck and call. I have (what I believe to be) amazing ideas every day.

Jurassic Park 4, Star Wars 7, Independence Day 2, Dumb and Dumber 3, Fast and the Furious 10,006. We have no more ideas for films.

It's the little things hey.

I don't even care how good your weekend is, I just saw a non-indicating temporary citizen get snapped by a radar going at least 140km/he.

Simply accept the new light saber you will.

It's so exciting that we're probably only months away from a photo of PM @JulieBishopMP and Pres. @HillaryClinton having a girls weekend.

It gets really good about 45 minutes in