I had to type it a few times because I had no idea what I was doing, nor was I a great typist.

26 years on I'll ju… t.co/5kYlpDASl...

One of the first computer games I played, I read the code in a magazine from the school library and I typed it into… t.co/nrAo4lNOQ...

Hey Twitter - any must-see's in #Berlin? Particularly on the nerdy/geeky side, I'm aware of the war stuff

There's been lots of German oddities this trip, but by far the weirdest Berlin thing so far is black toilet paper t.co/klXoR2uG7...

Til Death Do You Gogglebox: a married couple is locked inside a house with one remote control and one loaded gun, plus two Ch7 cameras t.co/S1llZTJzo...

7 Year Stitch: you get literally sewn together with your partner who you hate t.co/S1llZTJzo...

Mawage - you get married to someone you don't want to marry and Channel 7 is there to capture it t.co/S1llZTJzo...

Meowied At First Sight: Australia's first reality TV show about grabbing women by th... t.co/S1llZTJzo...

East #ampelmännchen t.co/nGhtABfZn...

Europe with this babe — genius! t.co/6JPFCJZVb...

Coffee chain named after one of the smartest men to live — genius t.co/hM0JvPtWX...

I look forward to visiting Berlin again when it's finished. The whole city seems to be under construction.

So glad our feet could meet t.co/0wlGhkNXH...

Two years ago today @hellobrittanyjane left her visual merchandising job with Mecca Maxima… t.co/l5bGgRwCP... t.co/QGI2SVaFW...

A replica of an American checkpoint from a time that Berlin still seems to struggle with.

The city doesn't know ho… t.co/gtcW1GsNX...

Hello, Berlin

I suppose the lesson here is, never ever travel, ever? Or am I missing the lesson?

I remember looking at my Düsseldorf triangle of "there's totes going to be a fuckup here" but I trusted @Qantas/@emirates/@airberlin 😐

It's quite healing to tweet the social media departments of corporations with incompetent systems and procedures. You guys should try it.

Maybe it's not $5 a day, but a @Telstra travelling option that's less that a life sentence in billing jail?

Hey @Telstra, don't be afraid of doing something non-terrible, product wise, for your travelling clients.

Add into that my stupidity of thinking "I'll just go offline for three weeks, don't organise a travel SIM", cue second Qantas call 😐

Quietly losing it in Düsseldorf airport in the middle of the perfect blame storm: @Qantas ticket, @emirates delay, @airberlin connection.

Sure, I could be super upset that Emirates missed my connecting flight to Berlin at Düsseldorf, but this sign remin… t.co/cgGMCP4pV...

Aussie rich kids eat smashed avo. Arab rich kids grow trees in the desert. t.co/VuUDHLRIw...

Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

Stop 1 // Singapore // I think the captain just wanted to get a good coffee t.co/zc3DHEzHE...

Stop 1 // Singapore // I think the captain just wanted to get a good coffee t.co/9gXzxBOek... t.co/qAtXPxJ4f...

Our office is closed for the next three weeks as we take the @elopementcollective to Icela… t.co/Fmlst6yJj... t.co/ijDwUYAAY...

Our office is closed for the next three weeks as we take the @elopementcollective to Icela… t.co/QaBJeZ3ri... t.co/Wl6leaDCl...

Our office is closed for the next three weeks as we take the @elopementcollective to Icela… t.co/gzydxpIpn... t.co/hs2J35OdZ...

Thesh annoys Hayley on purpose, Hayley just married Thesh. Love is crazy like that 😁

Hayl… t.co/PcUycWMnv... t.co/NNwoJkIrF...

What’s left over - t.co/UlVJfP3LH...

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I love this time of the year, the "War on Christmas" time of year that is. It's October 22, is that too early for a… t.co/HPBvDZRT1...

The Pullman bunny. He brings you wine eggs in October. t.co/HxF9S0cBJ...

The photographer becomes the photographer t.co/jNO3PBzzX... t.co/veMRzehcE...

Two regular people, one's a builder, one's a nurse. They met at the cinemas, got engaged i… t.co/7WkYNReqd... t.co/6qAiEarPK...

"You're so open about what you stand for, & they come across in your wonderful ceremonies." - Simone and Evan #marriedbyjosh 📷 Tara Croser t.co/IHdPLjInY...

Kayla met Amy at the cinemas in Wollongong and they started a conversation the day after t… t.co/ntYYLeSjA... t.co/1JyYIR50D...

How are people not protesting on the streets about Apple withholding the Airpods.

You've changed, mannnnn.

With the power given to me by Facebook, I pronounce you your partner's cheerleader.

In case you were wondering why there's smoke all over #Sydney t.co/67d0g6kT8...

The gift that keeps giving… - t.co/tmCvYkrhV...

Brendan + Angela + Josh = married! t.co/eIqOnNoK5... t.co/2isCec2Fr...

Scott & Autumn made a marriage! t.co/MsBu0v80f... t.co/luuHL6ryJ...

Well, that's a nice notification to get seconds before a marriage ceremony #marriageequality t.co/SOzooNeVn...

Adrian & Dom got #marriedbyjosh! t.co/fjemkX3BU... t.co/DkTWZLjrE...

I honestly thought we all agreed on making weird faces. Thanks for letting me down, Gary &… t.co/IC6urjBTL... t.co/NQCtTljTn...

Stephen & Millie!!! t.co/GroTJW8Ui... t.co/z3xRL3MX1...