So saying "I do" confuses a modern conversation with redundant and irrelevant words

Australia has some of the most liberal, forward thinking marriage laws in the world, with the exception of John Howard's little addition

If we're going to fight for marriage and #marriageequality, and we should, then let's know what we're fighting for

There's an issue with #sayidodownunder, it's misguided influence on @MargotRobbie and @joshuasasse's behalf t.co/CJFG0J4ok...

Toad stacking, just another example of the age of entitlement - Queenslanders have it too good t.co/pSzLJGKfA... #toadstacking

ReflexLOLogy, a sporting competition I think I could win t.co/NKEJVa4Ud...

👔 @opposuits 📷 @leoniboltphoto t.co/AY8MpCvW8... t.co/M2jIpIhuI...

Ben & Khya #marriedbyjosh t.co/jCJWMBOK5...

If I was to have married Josh & Amy two years ago I'd be jailed for six months.

They've now got a few weeks to come down off a Cronulla Sharks win so we can celebrate their marriage 😂

James Day Photography is making their pictures and Max is capturing the Big Day Of Amy & Josh!

You're going to love their story, and luckily they've got the three best storytellers in the business working for them.

2yrs ago it was illegal for Josh & Amy to get married but in 3 weeks they'll get to call each other husband and wife according to the law. t.co/XhfIfX6zP...

Darkness falls on The Shire #NRLGF

Awesome episode of @TheShireTV tonight on #NRLGF t.co/UZ4cTA3T1...

Hey guys, if I had excess cash and wanted to just straight up burn some of that shit during the #NRLGF, does anyone have any ideas?

Melbourne supporters are good children #NRLGF

I'm predicting 120 penalties #NRLGF

Jessica Nobra, amirite?! #NRLGF

Thank god that's over

Every year we're all like, "wake me up when the pre-game entertainment ends" #NRLGF

On a Sunday morning west of Brisbane there were donkey rides, popcorn, a petting zoo with … t.co/lJliW7J6q... t.co/PpkVSbfkn...

On a Sunday morning west of Brisbane there were donkey rides, popcorn, a petting zoo with … t.co/bVa2efdGH... t.co/3hDOrFOw3...

If you're looking for crazy suits, I got this one from @OppoSuits

I figured @hellobrittanyjane wold only let me wear this suit once so I best take a hot pho… t.co/AZ3TqhWE7... t.co/SATHb4m7H...

Oh, hey home! (See you later today) t.co/6R3zp7hc5... t.co/df2ZsQ4fF...

Totes forgot to wake Green Day up yesterday.

"All love stories are frustration stories… To fall in love is to be reminded of a frustrat… t.co/gLSCASvuD... t.co/5m7jRfwWo...

Can wedding dresses stop being a thing? t.co/nUet9Ks6I...

Nick married his Nana! (Yes, her name is Nana) Nana and Nick are two Perthites who are re… t.co/gOMMuFpI7... t.co/OticAXdTM...

Bloody hell, Siri t.co/xI3AZUOqs...

Please support to my charity to spread awareness of people that send direct message Snaps when they meant to post a @Snapchat Story.

Instagram says a lot about a person. My personal insta has planes, sunsets and sunrises, gadgets, and bacon t.co/fcJuc3wWV...

5:41am BNE✈️SYD t.co/UKCrZHpyx...

Tom promised to make Julia a cup of tea every morning. A high calling.

Julia & Tom #marri… t.co/g3974czcE... t.co/wJIbQpX03...

Dear, @Dropbox, life is hard enough without rogue notifications that have nothing to notify. Sincerely, OCD guy t.co/jOHWEDROi...

"I edited my first wedding in iPhoto" - James Day tells @morgancroberts t.co/x84w23m5x...

Pro Marriage Tip: Never threaten divorce during an argument, or, ever. Try really hard to get good at arguing like adults.

Craig and Lisa #marriedbyjosh 📽 Whitedress Productions 🏠 Osteria t.co/CjrIjD6Sy...

Byron Bay confidential // Erin & Eugene #marriedbyjosh with the @elopementcollective and @… t.co/5cj771uZR... t.co/gjEkMdDjk...

Pop quiz: Did Stephen come to Australia to, a) marry Ashleigh b) or to tour his Moby/Emin… t.co/plMxPsIi9... t.co/rB2kb0pSP...

Weddings: not as important as marriages! t.co/dFANgJkF0...

Press release from Apple that's not about Macs. Straight trash, begone!

South Australia, the mushroom state

Melissa and Aaron #marriedbyjosh with Aaron Shum and The Elopement Collective t.co/ee3vCwqsn...

A&J eloped in secret, so here's J's florals by She's A Wildflower instead of a photo of them 🌺🎉😁💯 t.co/ntgFHvXLS...

Of the main desktop/web app

To clarify: asshole developers are the ones who decide their iOS app should be iphone only, or shouldn't have the full functionality

I think so many developers have written off the iPad as a viable main-platform. It's actually really good except for a few assholes.

Day two of using iOS/iPad Pro 9.7"/Logitech Create as my main computer and I'm still alive. Biggest weakness, as always, is app developers.