The Mind Body Prescription is blowing my mind. About to read the book and become “that guy”.
20 years ago in Australian tech news, Australian composers, Nigel Helyer, aka Dr Sonique, and Jon Drummond, copyright every possible phone number as a touch-tone tune. As reported in The Age at the time.
I’m no saint, but whenever I get a scam call I’ll lead them on for as long as I can just to annoy the scammer and to waste their time. I also ask them if they tell their mother what they do for work, that’s usually when they hang up. Making the world better one call at a time
Ten years on we’re all still bitching about iPhone launches, still looking for that 2007 iPhone feeling

Goldie, there’s nothing silver about her.
Everything will be hacked, today it’s roaming text messages for the last few years
A quick Google search would say that Australia’s Optus, Telstra, and Vodafone are clients: Company That Routes Billions of Text Messages Quietly Says It Was Hacked
“whoever hacked Syniverse could have had access to metadata such as length and cost, caller and receiver’s numbers, the location of the parties in the call, as well as the content of SMS text messages.”
“Take the money and run” is the title of a blank canvas currently being exhibited that cost the museum $84,000 because the artist took the money, and ran
Harris Farm: Due to Covid-19 please do not touch the fish. Everyone: Due to everything ever please do not touch the fish until you’re buying it: and

The final words of a newspaper man with 8 decades of published words
“Editing the final details of one’s life is like editing a story for the final time. It’s the last shot an editor has at making corrections, the last rewrite before the roll of the presses …
It’s more painful than I anticipated to throw away files and paperwork that seemed critical to my survival just two weeks ago, and today, are all trash …
I just wish I could stay a little longer.”
Jack Thomas in the Boston Globe - Archived on archive.is
This podcast episode by Rob Bell really helped me understand the antivaxx movement.
Palaszczuk, Berejiklian, quarantine. Words I still need to Google to make sure I’ve spelt them right. That will be my Covid legacy.
My top played songs … a peek into who I am

For no real reason, here’s the top three lunch-time radio station boardroom performances from my time on commercial radio.
- Hanson - Mmmm Bop
- Russel Morris - The Real Thing
- Pete Murray - Beautiful
In the name of efficiency, why don’t we turn our Australian corruption bodies to finding politicians that aren’t corrupt and are without sin.
We could make it a game.
Australia’s Next Top Model Citizen.
My internet speed in 2021
Blogging this so that somewhere in my internet history is a record of a time when I was really impressed that for multiple days in a row I actually got broadband speeds close to what was being sold: 1000/50.
I hope that in 20 years when I read this it will be a laughable joke that such pitiful speeds were the best you could get in 2021 on former Telstra HFC (Hybrid fiber-coaxial).
My bet for today is that after yesterday being teased for not locking Southeast Queensland down because of the NRL Grand Final, Mumma Palaszczuk grounds us for a week with no TV privileges or something plus we have to mow the Outback.
The year is 2061 and your local “Golden Oldies" radio station is playing Limp Bizkit and honestly, I am here for it.
But for 2021, Wall Of Sound + Browny report on the latest Bizkit.

Wedding planning red flag: when the wedding venue/vendor refers to clients as “brides” instead of couples. Run for the hills.
Hey, just some personal news: if the rest of you could completely align with my values and not say anything asynchronous to them, that would make my existence so much easier. Please delete all internets that aren’t totally aligned with my biases.
[Happy 10th birthday @patrickc + Stripe](https://twitter.com/patrickc/status/1443289393695911938?s=21), about six and a half years ago we took the bold step to take credit card payments through our website, bold because almost no-one was doing it in the wedding industry. It worked out well.
