Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Facebook's down!!! This is just like the prophecy foretold!

  • This explains why Twitter's been sucking recently, I was oddly not following @danieljohnhall

  • I thought radio was a cool job. It's got nothing on being the wedding celebrant.

  • Seriously shitting myself because my decision to play @IGGYAZALEA almost got me killed.

  • I like public transport but recent train travels tell me that I'm almost always going to be sitting next to a student or a criminal.

  • Cool guys on the train playing hip hop on speaker. So I start playing music loudly. Then an undercover cop arrests them for weapons.

  • "Love is when you tell a guy you love his shirt and then he wears it everyday" - seven year old girl

  • Well, if I achieved anything today, it was 'looking completely desperate to a PR officer'

  • A survey of all of the Sydney taxis I've caught this week tells me that 100% of Sydney listens to @smoothfm953

  • Spent an hour trying to find the Australian Technology Park so I could hear @photomatt answer two questions about #Wordpress

  • I don't think I'm sage enough to be dishing out life advice, but I can definitely advise you never trust Apple or Google Maps in a big city

  • "You're one connection away from being able to change your life." - Author, Larry Bennett

  • Yo, Sydney, anyone up for dinner? I just had my evening open up.

  • Where to get an awesome breakfast in Kirribilli? Assuming @TonyAbbottMHR's not inviting me over.

  • My driver is pleasant and I got a free bottle of water. Best non-taxi EVER!

  • Apparently tonight is the wrong night to signup to @Uber - SMS verifications not working. Taxi line about 4 bazillion km long @Uber_Sydney

  • This might sound obvious, but pharmacies at airports don't sell razors. A little FYI for everyone playing along at home.

  • FYI: #TheFaultInOurStars is not an expose on how the media unnecessarily celebrates celebrity culture. Good movie though, cried waterfalls.

  • Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Mike Mike Mike!

  • I think there's a little bit of Mike in all of us today #Socceroos #WorldCup #TonyAbbott #MeelayIsHardToPronounce

  • If you sign an NDA, can you say you've signed an NDA? Asking for a friend.

  • All of my email inboxes are 0:0 #scorrreeee

  • How about that local football team playing in South America today.

  • A study has proven that crayfish suffer from anxiety. That's cray cray.

  • Hashtag sayinghashtaginreallife

  • My superpower is remembering the words to every Cake sing when it comes on the radio.

  • [Redacted]!!!!!!!!!!! #OMFG

  • He's got the warrant!!!

  • Guy on the train is appearing in court next week for attempting to steal a plane ... and fraud.

  • "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Roman Emperor, Marcus Aurelius

  • Lunch at GYG. Group of young students walk in. Nekminit I'm that old guy drinking a beer at lunch, by myself, on Thursday, next to students.

  • "You were frickin' awesome! We had quite a few people come up to us at the wedding saying that it was good to see a fun, young celebrant"

  • If the original computer engineers were being honest with themselves they would've called the thing that held information forever a wife.

  • I don't know what everyone is freaking out about. There's only been 74 school shootings since the Sandy Hook massacre in 2012.

  • I indirectly watch The Gilmore Girls with Britt, not for the feminine rom-com-drama, but for the subtle and awesome cultural references.

  • Just letting you know so you can prepare the balloons and confetti.

  • I'm probably an hour or two away from reaching inbox:zero for the first time in weeks.

  • "Postage stamps are such a cool idea!" - @snow_withers

  • I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy that actually replies to spam email with a reference to legal action and the Spam Act of 2003.

  • In five years or so you'll wish you had of followed @redlips_onships before it was cool (that's like, now)

  • Andrew Denton once said that he only really asked variations of one question on Enough Rope, basically: “Life is hard, how are you coping?”

  • Is there a literal 'Internet cafe' on the Gold Coast that serves coffee like a cafe, but has Internet sessions that last more than 30min?

  • "No-one goes to radio station websites! That's why we're listening to the radio, because we're not at the computer" - Britt yelling at SeaFM

  • There's just something about driving a convertible that says "I'm a poor decision maker"

  • Any West Aussies got a copy of The West nearby? I want to check whether a particular story ran today.

  • My greatest fear is that Kanye West will only be truly appreciated after his death.

  • Guys, Instagram is down. Let me know your fax number, I've got a selfie to send you.

  • If you really were a comedian you would've made a parody of Asshole by @DenisLeary about @TonyAbbottMHR by now.

  • "Whether you think you can, or whether you think you can't, you are right." - Henry Ford

  • Dear @RobinaTC, your public WiFi terms and conditions acceptance splash page has some CSS errors. I had to disable CSS to click "Login".