Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.

  • If you want sweet sweet Adelaide #burgerporn you follow @pheeeel24 & @kayleyann on Instagr… t.co/WSZadqwc0... t.co/NTpp8FE3y...

  • Sooo, there's no #UberX in #Adelaide?!?!

  • Phil, Kayley & I just drank Scott and got married, thoroughly married. We rocked the cerem… t.co/dmJC972Y7... t.co/7HLlTaNYY...

  • Ok, help me out with an idea I'm running with for this afternoon's ceremony: How is a marriage like a burger?

  • Yesterday in the #HunterValley with the @elopementcollective, @emmahampton @wilde.visual… t.co/rI7t6rM0W... t.co/9wY5X2QGU...

  • Today in the #HunterValley with the @popupwed, emmahampton wilde.visual @wbarnstay… t.co/D8OGOcSrH...

  • Yess! Stefania just got their tickets to Who Cares Wins!! Gets yours at t.co/AfNhnxXnX...

  • Brendan & Kiata #marriedbyjosh at the #huntervalleypopupwedding #popupwedding #huntervalle… t.co/7d2zpLa7q... t.co/qQTNfs9z7...

  • There goes our Friday! @ Hunter Valley Wine Country t.co/dHIBsMqYG...

  • Well there goes Friday t.co/iyitn1T1Q... t.co/FkOivBHvW...

  • Well there goes Friday @ Hunter Valley Wine Country t.co/srHBsreN9...

  • Ok, stay with me: UberX for singing telegrams.

  • Our German friend tells me that phrases like "Grammar Nazi" aren't cool in Germany. I told him to stop being such a Nazi Nazi.

  • Crazy weekend begins now: GC 🛫 Coogee 🚗 Hunter Valley 🏎 Sydney ✈️ Adelaide 🛩 GC. The coffee better be hot, @Qantas

  • I'm answering a very common and innocent question on my blog today: how much styling and fu… t.co/OjOMYsLwT... t.co/Y6l4sI6aK...

  • Tim and Caitie made out like teenagers after they said these words t.co/9GdILVpUJ...

  • WEOA interviewed me about my new workshop: Who Cares Wins :) t.co/CLo7jK0r0...

  • Common mistakes people make on the most boring piece of marriage paperwork t.co/wxBNmGwXU... t.co/m2JqaqXPH...

  • Yess! Sophie just got their tickets to Who Cares Wins!! Gets yours at t.co/AfNhnxXnX...

  • If you look really carefully and closely at tonight's #MarriedAtFirstSight you can see me totally not being involved in any which way.

  • I've taken all the fun out of it :) t.co/3w9kXHZk1...

  • You jump on local hashtags like a kid on a trampoline, especially if there's a touch of nostalgia. Everyone pass Go #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You drive through a toll, and pay the toll, but miss the next turn cause you're still bitching about it #bnemonopolychancecards

  • It's State of Origin time, everyone collects $200 #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You get to the airport without paying a toll, move directly to Go, collect $200 #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You tune in to @NewsTalk4BC and realise you're listening to @2GB873, miss a turn #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You climb the Story Bridge but then realise it's only the second best bridge climb in Australia, miss a turn #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You caught a hovercraft to Expo 88, win $1000 #bnemonopolychancecards

  • You order a coffee and the cafe does have syrups for your Caramel Latte, win $5 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You win a holiday on XXXX Island, win $200 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • No-one on your CityCat takes a selfie, win $1000 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You use CityCycle, win $10 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You call an Uber but Qld Transport questions you. You lie, telling the inspector that Umad is a mate, win $100 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You catch QF16 back from LAX and it's not delayed, you win $100 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • it's NRL Grand Final time and you can support any team based in Queensland, pass go, collect $200 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You see a cool food idea in NYC and open a restaurant in Brisbane, lose $2000 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You manage to get yourself in the background of a @sunriseon7 live cross from Kangaroo Point, win $50 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You survive a whole summer without calling your home insurer, win $1000 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You hear a suburb pronounced correctly by a Sydney announcer on @NewsTalk4BC, win $200 #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • You walk through the Valley after dark and survive. You get to keep on playing. #BneMonopolyChanceCards

  • Everything good in the world is happening on #BneMonopolyChanceCards right now

  • Three things about this guy:

    1. he has a personal account without wedding stuff at @joshu… t.co/rR9c1dipT... t.co/gBMiSFQDW...

  • Seems like a terrible swap unless the watch is a Rolex or the trucks are Tonka. I'm thinking its… t.co/nAWTursNu...

  • In an effort to get to know my area better, in this morning's daylight I walked to the post… t.co/ysglATIzB...

  • Apple Store staff just called the new iPad Pro 9.7" the "iPad 7" ... that's not a thing is it?

  • Won't someone think of Christians? #QandA

  • In 1961 the marriage law had already moved away from church view, the only remaining element is the gender thing #QandA

  • Go for a walk through a new section of your estate at night, start following an interesting… t.co/IqTaaZbf6...

  • Go for a walk through a new section of your estate at night, start following an interestin… t.co/riPtOagqI... t.co/4U7yjJtaw...

  • Go for a walk through a new section of your estate at night, start following an interesting… t.co/oNVzwdMs8...