Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.
The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.
I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.
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"I try to think what questions I'm not asking" - Benedict Evans
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I'm a Remarkable tablet user and was excited to see what they launched today but I'm out of the live stream already. Colour e-ink and a bigger screen aren't on my list of desired changes.
Better, much better, Remarkably better, software is needed.
Anyway, how cute is it watching every tech founder today wanna be Steve Jobs.

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Took an early morning photo walk around the host city for the 2032 Olympics, Brisbane, and the new Star (casino name TBC probably if the regulators do their job) casino.








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Brisbane's looking nice tonight
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I’ve got a genuine interest inst in the new Pixel phones. Genuinely curiosity if they’d feel nice in hand, how the UI feels, how it works. Maybe they’re a real competitor to the iPhone.
But sampling the product is nigh impossible. They’re on display in shops but covered in security accessories that stop you from folding the folding phone or holding it in hand, plus this one in particular set the alarm off if it was picked up.
I wonder what the cost of loss of sales is compared to stock loss due to theft? Also, it sucks that we live in a world now where theft is so common.

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If you actually get Oasis tickets today, start planning emotionally for the excruciating wait for them to play Wonderwall as they walk off stage for the 20th time as everyone starts chanting encore once again.
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Hey Siri, define my last four years and five months in a reply by Nilay Patel

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Am I an influencer now?

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Imagine the monotony of life if the sun slipped away without a whisper, and the skies farewelled the day with no fanfare, leaving the world untouched by the splendour of their daily performance.

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Seated behind me on this A321neo are a bunch of boys who refer to “normal planes” as ones that have a 3-3/4-3 configuration and they’re bemused that we’re flying such a small plane to Bali.
Normalise single-aisle aircraft.
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It’s a real creature comfort to be able to listen to my home state Cole’s Supermarket in-store music while in Brisbane

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Surfers Paradise street performer in four photos




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Remember that time the world united around a dude called Matt dancing in front of things around the world? Better times.
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They completed technology. No more technology is needed anymore. They’ve done it all now.

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Apparently people don't know that Flight Control has been reborn as Planes Control, so, ya know, it has been

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Imagine being so good at dancing that you got a doctorate in it and then were chosen to represent your country in it at the Olympics, only to realise you’re actually terrible at it thanks to some dude on the internet.
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A court case I lost a few years ago over a frustrated contract had the ruling go to a hypothetical “man on the 3pm omnibus to Clapham” which is a common law description of the “common person”.
Being on one as I write this I think the modern version is “person on the 6am Boeing 737 to Brisbane.”
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I couldn’t stomach any delays today, but I was kinda hoping we’d get the slightest delay so I could test the new machine learning features in Flighty 4



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Donut not have kids … they’re the best

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It honestly is impossible to get a doctors appointment in the Huon Valley, I called around a few weeks ago (from today’s newspaper)

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South Hobart tip shop find of the week: $15 for a 1971 Auto Tamron 80-250mm F/3.8 telephoto lens with a Minolta mount. Add on my MD-RF adaptor from Urth and I've finally got a telephoto for my Canon EOS R5 again.
Photo of Britt's Fuji camera is through the lens, I'm looking forward to playing with it in the daylight tomorrow.



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On dying, from @Geordie@aus.social who recently died:
It’s because we don’t die online properly.
We need a way to die online. If my time comes tomorrow, I want the offline funeral to serve as a way — as best as funerals can — of drawing a line under my life and letting the grieving process begin.
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Reading The Sizzle’s opening lines today by @decryption@aus.social really took me for a six. No day in this life is promised to us, but I’m glad to have spent today with each of you.
Here’s to you, Geordie Guy. May DNS pay for what it did to you.
(There needs to be a new word for people we follow and are followed by online, haven’t met in real life, but have admiration and respect for.)


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ABC Chairman on the web: a “pretty ancient concept now”
Josh Withers: “kill me now”
… however I do agree with his stance on lifestyle news receiving so much priority at the ABC.

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Honouring soldiers from all three of Australia’s major wars here at Samsonvale

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I've just been named the number one Asia-Pacific photographer who made zero dollars from their passion in the month of July but had a lot of fun doing it. I'd like to dedicate this award to my wife and children who roll their eyes every time dad gets the camera out.

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Well, this definitely whips the llama’s ass

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Guy next to me on my flight is pricing up bacon and how much it costs him to produce and I’ve never wanted more to strike up a flight-friend-for life.
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Ever since Bo Burnham’s Inside I’ve felt like it’s not worth creating anymore. Content peaked in 2020 with Inside. Now we live in the post-Inside era.
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“Do you want to be really good at a thing? I've got bad news for you. You're going to have to be significantly worse at a lot of other things in your life.” – @cgpgrey, Cortex episode 157
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Lady at this cafe in the Huon Valley is working on an 11” MacBook Air running one of big cat OS X operating system releases.
It would have to be more than a decade old at this point wouldn’t it? It’s still such a beautiful machine. Honestly, I think it would be my favourite computer I’ve owned.
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I'm researching for project in Tasmania and I think, to the best of my research and knowledge so far, this is the oldest and first photograph of Tasmania. The photo is of the south-eastern-most tip of Tasmania, Cape Pillar by James Backhouse Walker onboard the Beagle with Charles Darwin, enroute to Hobart on February 5, 1836.

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My greatest fear in life is that Jaycar could go broke and shutdown
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If you talk to anyone in the destination wedding industry they have their bucket list of places they want to work. Mine is remarkably weirder than most.
I've been lucky enough to create marriage ceremonies all around the world in places like Iceland and Italy, New York and New Zealand, Croatia to Canberra, Fiji to Vancouver.
But my favourite places to travel are the weird places, more likely to be featured on Atlas Obscurer than Lonely Planet.
My destination wedding and elopement bucket list:
- North Korea because I want to fly Air Koryo and live to tell the story.
- Saudia Arabia and Qatar because a Middle East desert elopement would be wild! Plus I'd love to be the guy that delivers personalised and fun wedding ceremonies in the Middle East.
- Tuvalu, Bora Bora, Tonga, Samoa, and The Cook Islands because I've got big Pacific Island energy.
- Bhutan where Gross National Happiness is a real thing they measure.
- Kazakhstan because of Borat.
I think it would also be cool to do a wedding in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales because writing that name on a marriage certificate would be fun.
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Tuscany versus Amalfi

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When I first started as a wedding celebrant in 2009 you’d write some blog posts, build some SEO, and maybe attend a wedding expo to promote yourself as a celebrant and earn a living.
Now, however … things have changed.
Lord knows if it’s for the better? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Turns out hope might be good for the soul.
Emily Brown in Relevant Magazine:
Gen Z has been fairly vocal about their struggles with mental health, but according to the American Bible Society’s recent report, “The State of the Bible 2024,” young adults who read their Bible regularly report being much happier than their peers.
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Why are the Vatican guards dressed like clowns?
Orrrr why are clowns dressed like Vatican guards?

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iPhone hack: when your iPhone 14 overheats in Rome, get a drink from McDonalds and melt the ice on the phone until it cools down.
