Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.
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25 week mama
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Maggie
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“There is an awful lot of anger in the world and there is a real need to be creative with it rather than destructive.”
— Alice Walker
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🌙 More attitude than a professional wrestler
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Photo of the current president of the USA on stage.
It’s a galah taking flight.
Just to be sure we all got the joke.
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Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas
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Six years ago, on this day in 2014, I saw the most and best American thing outside the White House, with my own eyes. Nothing that happens in America today will trump this performance.
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Business idea: Thirdhand bookstores, so your secondhand books can be sold and not just thrown out like you currently are.
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It’s a rare day when you get to love animals and capitalism in the same action
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Life hack: save the money on building a toilet, just pee in the ocean.
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When Fox News references problems with Mainstream Media you know the phrase, and the conversation, is broken. Fox is MSM. They are part of the problem.
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”A crisis doesn’t have to be a negative event. A wedding is a crisis–one ceremony, one day, over and done. All eyes, all attention, all on this moment. That’s why we do it–even though the chronic condition of the marriage itself is always more important.”
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Beach daze
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The next Apple Event webpage has an AR Easter egg, tap on the Apple logo in the hero image
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It's that time of year agin for me to be that wet paper bag of a man I am and say that Melbourne Cup, horse racing, gambling, and the entire culture in Australia that supports and celebrates the three is embarrassing and sad.
Please continue eating your roast chicken and drinking your wine knowing that I like wine and chicken, but don't like what gambling or horse racing does.
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Nerding out on putting a MagSafe case on an iPhone 12. It’s a peach case and obviously that’s communicated to the phone so it does this cool animation.
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Going through old files and I found a 2009 iPhone 3GS rumour mock-up and I thought it would be interesting to see it next to an iPhone 12 rumour infographic
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I don't like to get political on here, but how have we let butterflies be called butterflies for so long when they have nothing to do with butter, it's just an amalgamation of flutterby and buttorfleoge and boterflye.
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I wanted to see how much the iPhone camera had changed between the iPhone 6 and iPhone 12, so I took the same nine photos with four different iPhones, and blogged the results
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This really good report from El Pais not only tells you how coronavirus spreads through the air, but thanks to ther interwebs and computers, it shows you. This is a really good and informing read.
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Seeing as though I’m not an influencer, I don't get many influencer opportunities, but when I do ...
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Life hack: sugar.
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You know you’ve built a great society when every few years the most civic-minded of the society are forced to publicly beg, cheat, lie, and steal to get a job in management and guidance of the society. A system which eventually eats their souls.
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The girl is addicted to sparkling water
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There is no perfect twee...
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recalcitrant berd
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It’s the most, magical time, of the yearrr
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She stops to wave and say hi to bush turkeys. We raised her well.
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I see 2020 has a side hustle
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On the off chance that there are people that can't make it to your wedding, I stream your wedding with epic video and audio quality, so everyone feels like they're right there ... even though they're at home.
Video streaming is included for free for everyone that books me!
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Look at the flowers, look how they shine for you, and everything you do. They were all yellow.
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Nothing says “you're a weak little nancy boy" like an Instagram ad for some flippin cool gadget that is algorithmically designed to get me to purchase it. Tonight I might have won the battle, but cool-ass gadgets showed to me through social media ads, you may yet win the war.
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The sun's version of making a grand exit
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It’s really good that one of our local Brisbane wedding venues can host your little footy final this afternoon, Melbourne.
We’re glad to help any time you need.
Lots of love,
Josh, Queensland.
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What a novel method of podcast promotion. /cc @podnews
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There’s probably a horror movie at the end of this road
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So energetic
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The anthem of Melbourne, 2020. Melbourne by Slowly Slowly
