Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.
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Watch out fellow youths, I spotted a wild boomer this morning just walking around the shopping centre stealing our homes and futures.
Carry an avocado on you to smash in their face in case they approach you wanting to know what their Apple ID password is.
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Police are now targeting people who taste too many ice-cream flavours before ordering at Baskin Robbins, like, they’re all ice-cream dude, there are literally no bad flavours, gosh.
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According to the recipient of a domestic violence at the Coolangatta Court House just now, there is just too much paperwork around DV.
Have you considered not violently offending you partner, DV boy?
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Jetlag is real. Welcome to my TED Talk.
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Icelandic moss




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PSA: the next two weeks of Josh-flavoured spam will be Icelandic, Finnish, and Japanese in flavour.
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Insert an interesting comment here about how the most popular Christian worship album this weekend won’t be heard in churches because it has Kanye’s name on it.


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Dads love bringing backpacks to weddings.
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Would you rather fight a Hillsong sized Kanye or a Kanye sized Hillsong?

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The first meeting of earth’s most disrespectful people wraps up today at Uluru.
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Billy’s dealing with the real issues.

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Australian newspapers today ... #righttoknow

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When I’m rich I’m going to email airplane manufacturers asking for quotes on new planes whilst letting them know I’m on a budget.
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The hardest thing as an adult is to push a shopping trolley through the supermarket without lifting yourself up onto it after a good push screaming ‘weeeee!’
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Pixar is simulating real camera lenses and mimicking techniques like split focus diopters in its movies and it’s amazing. The real fake cameras of Toy Story 4
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The best thing about sharing a Lyft ride is the look the riders give each other when they enter the car, all knowing that none of us are as cheap as all of us.
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Echoing the thoughts of every other basic b* that has bought a Series 5 Apple Watch: always on is a game changer. Even after a few hours you appreciate the watch more. Also, because I bought it in the USA, I’ve got an ECG!




































































