Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.

  • I'm not at liberty to disclose how I know this information, but the Airpods Pro case is remarkably waterproof and soap-proof for something that is clearly not waterproof.

  • When elected as your Primal Minister, I will standardise coffee cup sizes. No more fancy names. You’ll either get a small, medium, or large.

  • Honestly, I’m ok with the music industry just pumping out covers of Higher Love from here on out. Why would anyone try and make more or better songs?

  • If you choose me as your leader, in the first 100 days of my government, we will eliminate all middle seats on aircraft.

  • As your Prime Minister I vow to make turbulence illegal. We are helping Qantas and Virgin all of the time on so many other issues, and yet they refuse to fly smoothly. They will have to step up to the plate and help our great Country, NOW! MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN.

  • This is a really well written and even more importantly, well researched, article on the ‘whole 5G thing’ and whether or not it (or wifi or 3G or 4G or radio) causes cancer

  • When you, the fine burghers of our town, Australia, elect me as your King, I promise that all coffee cup handles will be big enough for at least one, if not two, fingers to go in.

  • “One of the biggest challenges we face is staying kind with profound disagreement—and staying kind when a mechanism has been set up to make money and power out of hate.” — Penn Jillette

  • University of SoCal has a class on friendship. It has the longest waiting list for enrolments. This is the world in 2020

  • Broken Heads Beach, Blackened

  • It's all ok guys, everyone settle down. The massive spider I was going to burn down the house to kill, is just a gecho. Nothing to see here, move along.

  • An idea for Apple and the law enforcement agencies wanting access to the iPhones of criminals.

  • It seems like a good time to tell you that Britt, Luna, and I are also taking a step back from our royal duties. Don’t @ me bro.

  • Imagine being the person that created a situation which required people to clarify exactly what kind of farewell they were issuing.

    "Bye!"

    "Which kind of bye?"

    "Oh, sorry, a really good bye!"

  • Man, John Mulaney’s Sack Lunch Bunch is pure magic.

  • Great dietary advice

  • Taumarunui, New Zealand

  • New Zealand thus afternoon

  • Welcome to the Twenties, the decade where your Twenties themed wedding will take its inspiration from The Jetsons instead of The Great Gatsby.

  • Starting 2020 on the Gold Coast

  • Last sunset of 2019

  • Last sunset of 2019

  • Me at the end of 2019.

    Me at the end of 2009.

  • Luna’s about three flights away from starting her travel tips blog.

  • ‪The year is 2200, an elder has gathered children to tell them the story of how many generations ago we would light the sky with fire on the last night of the year, every year, but on one fateful New Year’s Eve we didn’t, and society fell apart and now we all live in caves.‬

  • A Sydney Morning Herald crime reporter is reporting on one of my family members

  • Unsplash: zero dollars, millions of feels

  • A really intelligent and moderated 15 minute report on the decade ahead in Australia regarding domestic issues, politics, and our position in the global ranks. Must listen.

  • Please send help, I think our village is being gentrified.

    A failing cafe has reopened as a trendy bar with a meaningless name, and this afternoon trendy people wearing colourful bodysuits and fancy earrings are walking out streets.

    What should I do?

  • Journalists are just grown up dibber dobbers. Discuss.

  • 12 months ago we bought a house, today we have a home

  • Luna’s becoming less and less keen on this Santa bloke

  • ‪Guys, Big Exercise just wants us to keep on doing exercise so we live longer so we can do more exercise. This whole exercise thing is a corporate scam! #BigExercise‬

  • Finally, a hero has risen, to liberate nerds from the shackles of conventional manliness by making an offering of a ute, but for nerds.

    All hail, Master Elon Musk, saviour of the nerds, the Steve Jobs of utes.

    #tesla #cybertruck

  • "If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it." - American Novelist, E.W. Howe

  • The Mandalorian is like a soap opera for nerds. I have spoken.

  • Tasmania, November 2019

  • I'd like to dedicate this award to the gent sat next to me on this flight, in the middle of three seats, who chose to sleep on the other guy's shoulder.

  • Breaking news: Qantas flight attendants to start wearing body cameras.

  • A local truth teller has scribbled out the T off the Tweed Heads northbound exit sign off the Pacific Motorway.

  • A few years ago I had that blog and podcast called Unpopular, and what @cabel is talking about is what I was trying to explore.

    For context, this tweet is about @1Password taking on $200M investment for growth.

    I think about this “often unexplored middle ground” daily.

  • Here’s a #VeryGC story. In Apple Store, dodgy guy next to me was owed $150, so the debtor gives the guy (I reckon he’s a dealer) an Apple Watch & the alleged drug dealer is in the Apple Store looking for a valuation. He “doesn’t really do Apple stuff so I’ve got no idea”

  • Finally, a piece of mobile computing hardware that could drag me from the Apple ecosystem.

    If only it didn't run Android.

    www.inverse.com/article/6...

  • Peeps interested in podcasting will really enjoy this state of the union chat between Jordan Michaelides and James Cridland on the Uncommon podcast - overcast.fm

  • The real life of social mediaing

  • On the road again // Iceland

  • Dynjandi, Westfjords, Iceland

  • I’m a sucker for an Icelandic hot pool
  • Icelandic horses are so beautiful

  • Loo with a view. Ísafjörður, Iceland.