When I’m not marrying people, or shitposting on social, I write a weekly email for the southern end of the Gold Coast called The Tugun Pause. In [today’s issue I wonder if a monorail would be better than the light rail everyone takes issue with](Do you think a monorail would be better than light rail? https://www.tugunpause.com/p/its-a-bit-wet-innit?s=w).
Whenever I hear people talk about the Christian/Catholic vote I always wonder why it has nothing to do with Matthew 25.
I reckon if Jesus was a registered Australian voter today he’d probably vote the Greens first based on Matthew 25.
Staff member of the 24/7 convenience store next to nightclubs in Fortitude Valley tells me that the clothes and footwear are how they make bank. The drinks and food are for the daytime crowd.
Playing with motion in Fortitude Valley tonight
Filed under “odd anniversaries” today is the 13th anniversary of the first time I saw a Newton in real life and also the Robina Apple Store opened.
It’s funny that the term “PC” aka personal computer has been essentially been burned describing Wintel computers when the truest and most-personal computers today do not run Windows nor do they run Intel chips.
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So, like, this wasn’t a thing before?
Currumbin
At first I was stridently against the idea of combining a hen’s party and a marriage ceremony, but honestly, it worked out fine. A++ would recommend.
Elyse & Jon #marriedbyjosh in Byron Bay.
OOL
“Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke
Moon. No editing or filtering. Just the boring old moon standing there looking glorious tonight. As seen from Byron Bay.
A new issue of the Tugun Pause is in inboxes with my proudest headline yet: 416 crimes and a beach ain’t one.
A friend just reminded me of that time I was on Sunrise for a Star Wars wedding on … May the fourth. God bless the internets, may you always archive my weird business endeavours.
Tintenbar garden
“Everyone has talent; what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark places where it leads.”
– Erica Jong
“To keep young kids behaving on a car road trip, have a bag of their favourite candy and throw a piece out the window each time they misbehave.”
– Kevin Kelly
I love a sunburnt country
SYD
