Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Hey @gravityforms and @stripe - when will we be able to #ApplePay with the two of you?

  • Wanna be unpopular? So does my podcast guest today 🤓 Episode 5: Holt me, thrill me, kill me, meet the Unpopular Director of Connections

  • Megan's pumped! #JointAddress

  • This would be a great time to drop a press release you wanted no-one to read #jointsessions

  • Airpods in, angry face read, let's #jointsession

  • I really like the idea of all of the world leaders having a group chat where they all just share gifs and memes

  • "Behind every complaint there is a deep personal longing" - John Gottman. What is your spouse longing for from you?

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Perfection is impossible. Don't aim for perfection in your marriage or home. Instead, aim for progress.

  • Things I should see while in Wellington, NZ?

  • 10kg of carry on luggage with a 7kg limit

    OOL✈️WEL

    hashtag gangstatravla hashtag jetstarlyf

  • Apparently we're ending all jokes with the words 'sad' now. Sad!

  • Did you choose your wedding photographer based on price or photos?

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Never stop being curious about your spouse. There's always more for you to learn about them.

  • Trying to find flights to Bali for a wedding & my schedule is super tight

  • Is there a tool to see which flights are arriving into an airport days/months in advance? Like a reverse flight tool?

  • "You sponsored by Apple or something?" asks the barista, delivering a solid burn to the visiting marriage celebrant

  • Every time I see an A380 I can't help thinking what a big sexy frikkin plane it is.

  • QantasLink Dash 8 that is supposed to take me from Sydney to Albury broke down on the runway ... good thing I'm flying a day early :/

  • Srsly?

  • Not sure where I'm going, pissed that no provider can take responsibility for a $600 unwarranted/extra charge because of a group failure

  • It's the perfect storm of responsibility - I've pursued every company for reimbursement

  • Really care that it cost me $600 to stay the night in the only hotel, and now @QBEaus don't cover 'taking an hour to get to the gate'

  • They delayed taxiiing to the gate for about an hour so I missed my connecting @airberlin flight. @qantas, @emirates and @airberlin don't ...

  • Travellers, can you offer any help? Last October my @Qantas ticketed @emirates flight landed on-time but @dusairport delayed taxiing for ...

  • "Without music, life would be a mistake" - Nietzsche

    Who's playing the music at your wedding?

  • Guy skulling from a goon bag on the M1 next to his '91 Ford Festiva at 5:39pm on Australia Day is obviously having #tay4hottest100 feelings

  • Someone just sent me a RAR file full of photos ... it feels like 2002 again

  • Listening to @Hit105Breakfast and as the ads start I literally tried to skip through the ads ... I listen to too many podcasts

  • What would need to happen for you to cancel your wedding?

  • If I started charging my clients multi-hundred "other" un-explained charges I'd be on @ACurrentAffair9

  • I'm sure it'll be dropped like last month's $900 "other" charge.

  • This month there's just a random $827 "other" charge that is taking 30 minutes to diagnose.

  • Every month I have to call @Telstra about my bill. Every fucking month. Why can't @Optus or @VodafoneAU be better so I could jump ship.

  • I'm Shannon Noll, let me back into Crazy Horse, is the line of the year

  • Strippers on the bucks night?! Does anyone still do this anymore?

  • Our culture and our history is our responsibility, not an advertising agency's. 2/2

  • Australia rests/dashes its hopes for our culture on a lamb ad and think that the only sheep in question are on a barbecue. 1/2

  • What was the last wedding tradition you questioned?

  • Don't ask that question, that's my advice

  • My grandpa's in hospital, so I'm visiting and I ask if he has any dark deep family secrets he thinks I should know ...

  • As I immerse myself more and more into the hashtag iPad lyf I find less and less apps and developers give a fuck about the iPad

  • Oh, hey! This guy wrote another article for @yahoo7be 🤘🏻

  • I'm 19 hours into 2017 and still unsure what to be outraged at, help me out Twitter

  • What's the go with these ~365 day shaped blocks of time being responsible for outright celebrity murder?

  • Listening back to a @thingcommittee podcast episode from 2013 ... I feel like I was a million years younger but @SteveMolk still sounds old

  • Really good idea: 24/7 @Xero helpline. I just want to chat to someone.

  • Leonardo Caprio won an Oscar, then the rest of 2016 happened. Coincidence?

  • If I ever hear the phrase "there's still time to run" to a groom from a family member again I'll probably snap.

  • In short, the secret to an awesome wedding is ditching the bridal party

  • As a professional wedding attender I can tell you that weddings without bridal parties > weddings with bridal parties