Where would you elope to, if you could?

World changing awesome idea: hash browns in the @Qantas Club for brekky. How can we make this happen? Will retweets alone be enough?

I'd aim to have zero "guests" at your wedding but as many witnesses as required. For such an intimate occasion guests can stay at home IMHO.

It's far too early for adventuring 🇳🇿 GC✈️Queenstown

Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

Screen time < face time.

I'm at Canberra's Qantas Club if anyone else is sitting here trying to avoid working like I am?

I need a second witness to a marriage ceremony in Canberra right now. Anyone out and about in the capital with 5 min spare?

... but secretly delivering it to the fridge where I'll have no choice but to eat it because it's already there.

I hope everyone respects my religion this weekend by not giving me halal-certified chocolate to my face ...

Anyone able to be at Amaysim's offices at 2pm on the 27th of April to see if there's an actual draw for their NBN competition?

✈️ Canberra

Next time I fly @united I'm taking a can of @pepsi to give to the staff

Instead of getting free nuts onboard a @United flight, you simply are nuts for boarding a @United flight.

Join the @united frequent fighters club today to start earning points now!

"Sir, you're actually three feelings over for your fare, it looks like you're still holding on to that time we beat you up."

After this United incident are airlines going to have to start offering emotional baggage allowances?

Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Place a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like"

If you think about it, we're all Kendall Jenner and our memes are cans of Pepsi

"Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?

À partir d'aujourd'hui, le 1/4/17, toutes mes cérémonies de mariage seront en français pour augmenter la sensualité de mes mariages.

As of today, 1/4/17, all of my marriage ceremonies will be in French to increase the sexiness of my weddings.

Crazy/awesome idea: Sunrise ceremony, brunch party. Sunset drinks with just the two of you.

I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

Choosing music for your wedding tip: Good music acts as a guide to good living. Let your wedding music be the soundtrack to your marriage.

Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

"Nothing awakens us to the reality of life so much as true love" - Vincent Van Gogh

Table next to me is a job interview, grade nine girl interviewing for a job at the cafe ... I remember being way more scared than this girl

Bonus: I know the safety demo word for word now

Not feeling very woke // flight 3/3 for today, take me home to the Gold Coast, QF

If you've got some news you need to release, you've got about 10 minutes to get that press release drafted 9pm NYC and the world collapses

Mere minutes until the world get's to see Trump's tax returns and I'm pretty sure Twitter's gearing up the fail-whale

Confession: I have a playlist called 'Great song' that only has Dave Dobbyn's Slice of Heaven on it. I'm cultured like that.

Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.

I think @GlennontheGC mistook me as a talent scout for one of a weekend TV show showcasing local hotspots. Also, Mudgeeraba isn't terrible.

Don't be surprised when you see me admitted to rehab for my inbox zero addiction.

A kid three rows up just screamed "I need a nap!!" We all dude little bro, we all do. SYD ✈️ OOL

Voicemail message: "Hi, it's James, I'm out doing all the things you're dreaming about doing so leave a message"

#humansofmyinbox

Dropbox begins alienating pro users, but renaming Pro to Plus. I trust this means at sometime I need to hire staff or change to @BoxHQ?

I'm with @PaulineHansonOz, hearing only @shakira on the radio would suck.

Still alive #88evil

Hey @gravityforms and @stripe - when will we be able to #ApplePay with the two of you?

Wanna be unpopular? So does my podcast guest today 🤓 Episode 5: Holt me, thrill me, kill me, meet the Unpopular Director of Connections

Megan's pumped! #JointAddress

This would be a great time to drop a press release you wanted no-one to read #jointsessions

Airpods in, angry face read, let's #jointsession

I really like the idea of all of the world leaders having a group chat where they all just share gifs and memes

"Behind every complaint there is a deep personal longing" - John Gottman. What is your spouse longing for from you?

Pro Marriage Tip: Perfection is impossible. Don't aim for perfection in your marriage or home. Instead, aim for progress.