Paying for coffee with Apple Pay on your Apple Watch is a genuine way of making sure the barista knows you're a douchebag.

Has America united it's states yet?

Love an early flight delayed so I'm not as rushed ... but next time @Qantas, let a brother know the night before so I can change the alarm?

What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

Blow drying my hair with a men's bathroom hand dryer, because I'm pro like that

It's amazing what a bunch of flowers does for your relationship. Seriously, this is like some kind of weird secret no-one ever told me.

Everyone's confused about the US election results — but this is a country where wanting less people to die is a controversial opinion.

Everyone passionate about #ElectionNight right now: "If only I had of shared more blog posts online!" #Elections2016

First time back in front of macOS after three weeks on iOS only.

Yup ... I'll buy a new MacBook.

So, the iguana is the earth's future, and the snakes are US politicians, right?

I'm not sure why, it just sounds like an awesome idea.

I propose that for the 2020 election Australia sends a special envoy of democracy sausage sizzles to American polling booths.

Instead of posting on social about an election we can't vote in & in a country we don't live in, let's actually make America great again

Woah, the teasers for the final season of USA looks good. Can't believe it starts this week!

So last night I dreamt that I showed @siracusa my non-existent vintage Mac collection.

Now I'm self-employed the most consistent people in my life are podcasters.

When I worked for corporates I used to have very real dreams about work meetings and doing regular boring stuff with co-workers.

Figured I'd only ever use the points for headphones anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Living dangerously: just cancelled our economy seats home from Europe and booked business class seats on points.

Brexit's relationship status just changed to 'It's complicated'

And with any luck our connecting @SAS ✈️ to Paris will be delayed. We've got 16 minutes to connect 😳

Bye bye Iceland! ✈️Copenhagen!

16,058 kilometres from home, celebrating a marriage creation in #Iceland today. Humbled to be here.

I'm no wiser after the #appleevent

I was holding out for today's announcements to figure out if I should stick with the iPad for mobile computing + iMac or MacBook in office

Hey Twitter - any must-see's in #Berlin? Particularly on the nerdy/geeky side, I'm aware of the war stuff

I look forward to visiting Berlin again when it's finished. The whole city seems to be under construction.

Hello, Berlin

I suppose the lesson here is, never ever travel, ever? Or am I missing the lesson?

I remember looking at my Düsseldorf triangle of "there's totes going to be a fuckup here" but I trusted @Qantas/@emirates/@airberlin 😐

It's quite healing to tweet the social media departments of corporations with incompetent systems and procedures. You guys should try it.

Maybe it's not $5 a day, but a @Telstra travelling option that's less that a life sentence in billing jail?

Hey @Telstra, don't be afraid of doing something non-terrible, product wise, for your travelling clients.

Add into that my stupidity of thinking "I'll just go offline for three weeks, don't organise a travel SIM", cue second Qantas call 😐

Quietly losing it in Düsseldorf airport in the middle of the perfect blame storm: @Qantas ticket, @emirates delay, @airberlin connection.

Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

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How are people not protesting on the streets about Apple withholding the Airpods.

You've changed, mannnnn.

With the power given to me by Facebook, I pronounce you your partner's cheerleader.

I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

"What's the use of falling in love if you both remain as inertly as-you-were?" - Mary McCarthy

Entering the fourth hour of delays at #SYD ... I think I'm about to set up camp in a corner of the @Qantas business lounge

MY WAY!

So many flights delayed, so many flights delayed, so many flights delayed, you are the one thing in my way, you are the one thing in my way

Shout out to everyone sitting at airports on Twitter today because your flight's been delayed #peaceout #sydneyterminal3represent

Where would you elope to, if you could?

Consider this a tease.

Wish you were at the #acras tomorrow night? Don't worry - the next best thing will be on fB Live tomorrow at the same time #acras2016

Listening to @Beats1 makes me want to work in radio again. Maybe I could convince a radio station to take me on as " radio host at large" 😏

Hey, @TurnbullMalcolm, can we get a plebiscite on outsourcing 000? That affects Australian life more than #marriageequality ✌️️