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Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my iPhone… I don’t do that… I stay away from that area all together

NZ bound tonight! GC ✈️ Christchurch!

In 2000 years we'll be preaching all this shit @kanyewest @ElaheIzadi

About to crash a #hottest100 party and turn it into a wedding!

John @Gruber has a podcast intro tune and now I'm questioning my whole existence.

There's two children in business class on my flight. That sweet Minecraft money must be pouring in.

All of the text (I think) has been copied from the T&Cs we agreed to when we we last installed Windows. Any banks speak english?

Maybe banks would do better if they spoke english for humans on their websites?

Looking at the @ANZ_AU business accounts the primary difference is something called "Additional Key Package Benefits" which means FA

Is one bank better than others for small business (trust) banking?

Need to open new business bank accounts - any reason I should move away from ANZ where I currently am?

I don't think I've ever procrastinated more on any other social network than Snapchat

I wonder if we can't do it today, through the powers of manipulation and Twitter @MolksTVTalk @ThingCommittee

Ok people, @MolksTVTalk and I have been struggling to find time in the schedule for a @ThingCommittee podcast recording

Has Skype gone the way of trampoline and xerox? I just had a client talk about Skyping me over FaceTime.

My mango looked ripe, but it wasn't ripe. I'm now questioning everything, & nothing makes sense anymore. What kind of God would allow this?

Stick around until at least 1:48

Thinking of calling myself "the @netflix of weddings" just because the terminology has lost its meaning now #thenetflixof

Hard to believe that not a single store I've called in Melbourne has a Ricoh spherical 360 camera, the Theta S, or even a 360fly.

I'd like to have a shot at shooting a wedding ceremony in 360 this weekend.

I know I should just order one online, but I'm about to take off to Melbourne - has anyone seen a Ricoh Theta S in-store in Melbourne?

The closest I got to knowing how to use it is when it gave me access to every single Fairfax paper's social media. Now they use Hootsuite.

This software had apparently cost tens of thousands of dollars and I could t figure it out.

2/2 that they tried to force on us at 4BC

Essendon't, am I right?!

It’s the terror of knowing what this world is about. Watching some good friends screaming, “Let me out!”

The "it's a hoax"res have more credibility on Twitter than anywhere else ... it's like we all place our faith in someone confirming a hoax.

“I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring.” - David Bowie, 1947 - 2016

Twitter is like one big group text message that we have put on mute

Whistlestop tour of my couple's' favourite Sydney cafes ☕️💒😬🎉

Just met the smartest guy I follow on social media, @mpesce, at @gcairport!

Dear, @CAH, if you're sponsoring @atpfm this year can @siracusa review fans?

Every week @Scotty_McDonald and I call each other and talk about technology for hours, so we decided to turn it into a podcast.

Maybe once Uber confirms your surge rate you have to answer a quiz about who the current PM is or whether "your" is being used correctly.

New year, new @TwitterAU profile

"Fitness First is like a local version of Stereosonic (the music festival)"

I don't have a social media department 😩

Father-in-law hasn't lived in Sydney for 20 years but he refuses to take Google Maps on its directions #nerdproblems

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Must be terrible for 1 woman to be announced as the most objectified woman on the planet, and then 15secs later have that title taken away

Melbourne, you're oh so welcoming today. Any chance of the temp dipping below 30 tonight?

Tee shirt under a suit jacket on national TV ...

"I don't know why there's a battery saving option? Why doesn't it just always save battery" - Britt nails the current state of iPhone

When, how, why did wedding ceremonies get that boring that a guest's first thought is to photograph it instead of participate in it?

Wouldn't it be amazing if the whole purpose of the universe was to send cosmic guidance to 12 groups of women dependant on their DOB.

2016 New Year Resolution: think about adding "Thinkfluencer" to my LinkedIn bio.

A progressive government would invite Kimye in to just start naming stuff. Make it rain, @TurnbullMalcolm.

Truth is, if you refer to me as "funky" in your enquiry email I'll probably do your wedding for free.

Mum just introduced me as a priest. Which probably explains her misunderstanding of my business.