QantasLink Dash 8 that is supposed to take me from Sydney to Albury broke down on the runway ... good thing I'm flying a day early :/

Srsly?

First America came for our non-existent President Trumble, then they came for our Koalas. Is this war yet? t.co/TgGS5ZoJk...

Subscribe to my audacious/awesome/exciting/well described wedding blog on your iPhone or iPad with Apple News at t.co/jA4c80TlJ...

I smelt this smell on Wednesday, it's a nice smell t.co/b440Ud6af...

From the @unpopularist💡 “We’re number on on Google” t.co/7TQJarT3Q...

From the @unpopularist💡 I’m not busy, but I understand priorities t.co/2dsEMDwKE...

Up at 4:30am this morning to drop my little bro off at the airport, so I'm on a morning walk earlier than normal – … t.co/ebADaYqjN...

Wedding industry events: the only guy, at the back of the room, drinking t.co/ff4YvxK0R...

Most wedding industry events. Me being the occasional guy 😆 📷 by @artefact.photography.stu… t.co/D5TmGDcZY... t.co/cL7wptvhQ...

Luna t.co/8lVhpVAkT...

❤️GC t.co/ee9M32pSE...

My two brothers, Emmett & Zac, and my dad, Clint 😊 t.co/9SrgzBi2k...

Melanie & Don #marriedbyjosh with The Elopement Collective and Morgan Roberts on Mount Tamborine t.co/AmGwBAmBr...

We said goodbye to my grandpa today from his legacy, the Gold Coast Seaway t.co/DhgWi2dH9...

From the @unpopularist💡 Can we say the same thing, but differently? t.co/kKL6qUT0g...

🌈 Beenleigh: the rainbow connection t.co/WPI6rpdHn...

Andrew + Natalie #marriedbyjosh 📷 Finch & Oak ⛳ Summergrove Estate 🎉 The Elopement Collective t.co/LRvKlHmXs...

💼 See your website through someone else's eyes 📰 t.co/TnCYBzVDO...

From the @unpopularist💡 The saddest things businesses say t.co/wOlAHftGF...

Brunch at @balconybyronbay's launch of their new pre and post-wedding events 🍹 #byronbaywe… t.co/nTgrc8d61... t.co/xv8NZNrso...

Less Stuff // More Meaning t.co/MHLMuFNZ1...

Huge if true t.co/LhyZNk76h...

Huge if true t.co/G2vs5OdBG...

So @warehouseno5 doesn't do the cafe/coworker thing anymore apparently 🙁 t.co/OByRI6lcE...

Not sure where I'm going, pissed that no provider can take responsibility for a $600 unwarranted/extra charge because of a group failure

It's the perfect storm of responsibility - I've pursued every company for reimbursement

Really care that it cost me $600 to stay the night in the only hotel, and now @QBEaus don't cover 'taking an hour to get to the gate'

They delayed taxiiing to the gate for about an hour so I missed my connecting @airberlin flight. @qantas, @emirates and @airberlin don't ...

Travellers, can you offer any help? Last October my @Qantas ticketed @emirates flight landed on-time but @dusairport delayed taxiing for ...

I call my own shots, largely based on an accumulation of data t.co/bWfACD3Jg...

When you sign your marriage paperwork with me, it's all digital with an #ipadpro and an #a… t.co/WrSJddZxo... t.co/9uZ6jk82v...

"Josh's ability as a speaker is only surpassed by his ability as humorist" Melissa & Chris #marriedbyjosh 📷 KCL t.co/EdMoKj1CK...

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How many cats you know roll like this? Not many. If any? t.co/KXqWpXapU...

"Without music, life would be a mistake" - Nietzsche

Who's playing the music at your wedding?

The groom's brother roasts everyone bar his new sister-in-law. He's not stupid.

Photo by … t.co/KtwoQAIWM... t.co/gXdix8QIU...

After the turbulent week in Australian and American politics, Australians have had enough and we're sending a diplo… t.co/tqP72Gs0Z...

President of Australia, Malcolm Trumble t.co/Emb26Amm9...

Sitting in front of a blank page trying to write vows? Here's some questions to ask yourself t.co/lGG7Z8Ss3...

I didn't even ask if anyone objected 👅 photo by @nicksimphotos t.co/JX71xOegb... t.co/t0zkmGRWY...

#PutOutYourSmartcards t.co/xhq4UmKfg...

We lost my grandpa this week, on the random chance that someone on Twitter knew Dal Withers (who knows, right?), here's the memorial details t.co/cPgwRDOhi...

From the @unpopularist💡 Why does this exist? t.co/2NYJVvgkc...

💼 Free stuff has it's place (P.S. legitimate free stuff inside) 📰 t.co/BDm3SSAFf...

Andrew + Rebecca #marriedbyjosh 🍃 The Elopement Collective ⛰ Byron View Farm 📷 Morgan Roberts 🌺 Pack a Perfect Party t.co/WscgLcTvb...

💼 How to break through the noise? Stop fibbing 📰 t.co/kgbmpHRv9...

Glad to be back in the office after a week away from internet, phone, technology, social, whatever t.co/oC43rzya4...

You see that little black thing on a pole - that's a 🎥 @mevocamera streaming your wedding live 📱online! 📷 by my mate @shane_shepherd 🤘🏻 t.co/ClNuAzs5b...

Does tap mean something else in America? t.co/ra5QTl3cu...