Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • The poor guy looked so conflicted.

  • Walked out of my hotel, opened Uber & saw that there was a 15 min delay with a 1.5x surge so I got in the taxi waiting. He knows the deal.

  • So @MolksTVTalk and I are more often in different cities or countries at the same time than we are at home.

  • Hey @Qantas could all those LCD monitors in the baggage collection area in Sydney be used for “your flight is on this carousel”

  • My father-in-law spends most of his day reading weather forecasts to me like I never spent a decade of my life doing that on the radio.

  • New report shows that Mars water still cheaper than Fiji Water.

  • By the way - is there a hotel in the Sydney domestic airport grounds or are they all on the other side of the road?

  • I’m @SteeleSaunders’ celebrant soon, would really love some input from @marcmaron on the wedding ceremony.

  • Guy playing guitar on the Beenleigh M1 overpass. Tell us your story footbridge musician legend!

  • Do the banks know that whoever launches with Apple Pay first will immediately see me get a credit card with them?

  • Some punk somewhere is about to experience shit getting real in quite the rapid fashion.

  • Squad of undercover Police cars furiously trying to head south on the M1 from Varsity Lakes Police Station.

  • I don't know what kind of early-adopter-sin I've committed but FB & Twitter both have features called moments and I can't access either :/

  • A dead president favourited my tweet yesterday. This has great implications for Christian teachings.

  • Life goal reached: memorised the @atpfm end of show song.

  • All I want is some really good advice on the best/easiest Wordpress Multisite host ... thousands of stupid and useless blog posts in return.

  • Probably the worst thing about living in a 2015 world is that Google searches are full of perfectly useless, SEO-perfecrt, articles.

  • New Twitter game: Does @MarkDiStef gave a gif for that? How to play: you tweet Mark and if he has no gif for that, you win.

  • Then I saw his face, now I'm a belieber.

  • I've fallen down the rabbit hole. I have seen Ju5tin B1eber's p3n15 and I can never come back from this. Everywhere I look is JB P3N15.

  • Possibly the best post-wedding email I've received: "Can we book you in for 10 years time when we decide to renew our vows?"

  • That's in 30 minutes ;)

  • Download the Periscope free app - search for @wedvid - at 6pm you'll get a notification!

  • Exciting day for bookstores not stocking ever book ever published. Get back to me when you have EVERYTHING, @avidreader4101.

  • Gympie has a sushi tram.

  • Gympie’s nice, for a town that floods annually

  • I have this weird desire to play Sierra PC games from the 90s

  • “We attribute our success, as I say often, to stubbornness and stupidity” — exec. at a company that’s making money selling cassette tapes

  • When iiNet's service is playing up, then you get a bill, so you put it in Quickbooks and OS X autocorrects it to Inept. Apple's got my back.

  • Dismal screening of some pre-recorded Footy Show bullshit after the #NRLGF. There goes my annual viewing of free-to-air TV.

  • All in all it's pretty unfair to hold a State of Origin match and not invite the NSW team. But I'll take the win.

  • In 3 hours time, when the stadium is empty they'll bring their Broncos onto the field and release their confetti cannons #probably #NRLGF

  • Damn it feels good to be a #Queenslander #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • WE HAVE JUST FINISHED FOOTBALL AS WE KNOW IT. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK FOOTY #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP SPORTING NOW. #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • It's like a stadium of feels #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Almost having a freaking heart attack here

  • I'm calling for a review of the goal post painters. It's definitely rigged #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • OHGJHNGBO

  • aAAATHKGMHFGGNBVBBHBGFGHGEDGYTGHHDGHHTGJHH

  • Could he have a harder kick? #nrlgf #ridemcowboys

  • The tension! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

  • FUCCKKKKK

  • This is a ducking Eminem song lived out in football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys #obechanceoneopportunity

  • What a time to be alive #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • Holy fuck #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

  • 20 minutes out, this is where Qld really starts playing football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • The Cowboys are so hungry for this win. This is football worth watching. Thanks for sitting this one out, NSW #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

  • I don't think ice seen two teams come into a #NRLGF with so much respect for each other

  • How have I never seen Thurston's wings?! #NRLGF #ridemcowboys