Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.
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August photo micro-blogging challenge day 10 📷 Windows
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August photo micro-blogging challenge day 9 📷 Black and white
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August photo micro-blogging challenge day 8 📷 View
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August photo micro-blogging challenge day 7 📷 Daytripping
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🚲 Cherub takes up cycling 📷
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August photo micro-blogging challenge day 6 📷 Bisect (maybe? probably not?)
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Just got out of the car and for the first time in over a decade I thought about having cigarette.
This is the level of stress I’m living at through all this, that my brain thought a cigarette might help.
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August photo blogging challenge day 4 📷 Peace (at Coolangatta Beach)
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August photo blogging challenge day 3 📷 Bug, but probably not the bug they’re expecting
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Saint Valentine of Rome was martyred on February 14 in AD 269 after he continued marrying people when marriage was banned.
Weddings are banned in Melbourne from Thursday.
Will there be a Saint of Batmania?
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“But of course there are all different kinds of freedom, and the kind that is most precious you will not hear much talked about in the great outside world of winning and achieving and displaying. The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day.”
— This Is Water: Some Thoughts, Delivered on a Significant Occasion, about Living a Compassionate Life by David Foster Wallace
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Nostalgia wins. Install Mac OS 8 on your current computer
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Everyone's having the great mask debate and I'm over here just dancing by myself.
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Feeling horny but might delete later idk tho
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Look, if you’re wondering when to get married, Tuesday the 22nd of February, 2022 is pretty cool, because we’ll call it a Twos Day Wedding.
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My local UberEats selection becomes super boring/corporate after 9pm.
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In case any of you guys wanted to join the illuminati, I've got an in
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I feel like a new man after leaving the house to be creative today.
Remember the good ok’ days when we’d leave the house all to make things like photos?
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Do people not offended by #cooncheese even buy anything other than supermarket-brand cheese?
Asking for a friend.
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Get back to me when your daughter has a PLU on your local cafe’s point of sale system.
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Whenever someone talks about closing the boarder I’m always impressed that so many people are renting out spare bedrooms to people who don’t mind being opened and closed.
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Check out our Europe 2020 travel photos!
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Syncing to the cloud
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Watching Luna chase a reluctant mum + 2 kids around the public playground hoping that they could all play together is bringing me much joy.
The mum left the house today certain that the only person her kids would be playing with today would be her.
It took ten minutes but Luna won. She’s now leading the other kids around by hand.
Germs, Withers DNA, dirt and all.
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Nice flex, Qantas
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Britt and I argue over getting news and information from Instagram or memes, and this is my argument, as written by Terence.
”The whole investigation took me 5 minutes. A Web search, a few clicks, and some ctrl+f‘ing. These are basic skills, and you should use those skills before you share something which sounds too good to be true. Treat any claim without a URl as suspicious.”
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Luna upon seeing a polar bear IRL. I think it might’ve been a nicer experience if the polar bear was in the wild and we were running for our lives, but here we are folks.
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I was tracking flights for January for a wedding I have/had booked in Orlando. I think it just got a little more expensive/impossible.
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Luna us leaving home and moving to Sea World
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To save you the awkward work of calling your dentist asking if you can pay with exposure, let Ryan Jon do it
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Now taking applications for people wanting to join my Mindful Clown Posse. We meet on Tuesdays at 6am for chai tea.
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Breaking: Yacht club memberships are rising suddenly in Victoria as the premier rules masts to be compulsory for all Victorians
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A music video "filmed" all in a screen recording on a Mac, pretty cool!
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That feeling when you’ve done all of Brighton.
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What’s everyone’s thoughts on forewords and introductions in books? If they were supposed to be part of the book they’d be chapter one, right? Am I a bad person for skipping them? Am I missing out?
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The lockdowns will continue until morale improves
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The new FlyerKeeper initiative is a winner, thanks ScoMo ✈️
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150 people at a wedding in NSW, but, everyone seated, no mingling, no singing, no dancing. Make sure you invite Kevin Bacon to your wedding.
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I’m no psychologist but I’m willing to bet that the elderly man driving his 1970s Mercedes Benz with the windows down through the streets of Palm Beach loudly blaring Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls is having a bad day.
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"In Iceland, we are lucky enough to have vast open spaces and beautiful nature that is the perfect place to let out frustrations, we feel this is just what the world needs.” says Sigríður Dögg Guðmundsdóttir, of Visit Iceland. You can send in your scream to be released into the Icelandic wilderness. I highly recommend. lookslikeyouneediceland.com/
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Them’s fightin words
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She learned how to toilet from me, by sitting there reading for half an hour.
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“New York blends the gift of privacy with the excitement of participation; and better than most dense communities it succeeds in insulating the individual (if he wants it, and almost everybody wants or needs it) against all enormous and violent and wonderful events that are taking place every minute.” — E.B. White in Here Is New York
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Anyone else in the “out before midnight closing the three rings club?”
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The biggest giveaway that my only military service was a school term of Army Cadets is when I need to use phonetic letters on a phone call.
J, for Jackson 5. O, for Oh my god! S, for Sara Bareilles. H, for hold on. U, like you but just the letter. A, for all the letters.
