Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.

The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.

  • Love this timothychambers.net

  • If there's something strange in you neighbourhood who you gonna call? Alien Patrol!

  • We got to the chopper

  • Luna // Bunnings

  • Was I feeling scared, scarred, or sacred. I’m still unsure.

  • A lot of you have been asking where I get my under-arm deodorant from, and this is totally not sponsored, but it’s the grocery store.

  • Yesterday’s office // Skipper’s Canyon, NZ

  • Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes over a morning coffee has seen some of the “sleep” fall into the coffee. Do you drink the coffee?

  • From Coronet Peak to the Crown Range

  • The Remarkables truly are remarkable

  • I think I’d like to stay here a while

  • I have the best job in the world

  • Shot, blocked

  • ❄️ First snow // Queenstown NZ

  • Cardrona on a Sunday

  • Coromandel Peak on a Monday

  • Whenever I see people using a Microsoft Surface in the wild, I always think they're filming an ad for Microsoft Surface or they're influencers.

  • Our unborn baby just looked up at me and said “Daddy, why do people make up things their kids said and post them on the internet?”

  • Now that my barber blew the cut hair off my shoulders with her coffee breath I know for a fact I’m having a worse day than you.

  • Most people wouldn't realise that before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, moths and insects were the dominate species on earth. Edison was the first person to finally control them with light bulbs.

  • On The Radio, It's Always Midnight

  • Flying business class on Jetstar today, which is pretty much like walking with socks on instead of barefoot #JQ57

  • 🏄‍♀️ like ants to a crumb

  • Ok, so I've got an idea, it's like porn but the videos are of people replying to then archiving the last few emails in their inbox until it's empty.

  • Saturday surfers at Burleigh

  • Nothing unites Australians more than a speed camera as we all double-flash our headlights frantically.

  • "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." — Plato

  • Hello, Saturday, from Australia’s Gold Coast

  • "The simple fact is that you most likely don’t know why your competitors are priced the way they are." - ThinkSplendid

  • I wonder if motorcycle riders with loud exhausts find the polite and subtle sound of regular city cars really annoying? Or is it only us?

  • "There is not a religion in the world that asks you to tolerate thy neighbor" - Justin Trudeau

  • An Apple Camera, a fan theory

  • That #NappyConsent person replies, this is good: #NappyConsent Woman Deanne Carson On What She Meant

  • First real attempt iPad podcast remote recording - recording on an iPad Pro, on an Apogee Mic+, into Ringr, will edit on Ferrite

  • Fascinating long read on the commercial side of the eyeglass market and the global monopoly behind Aussie brands like OPSM, Laubman & Pank, and Sunglass Hut: The spectacular power of Big Lens

  • “No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful”

  • Why do old guys with crazy/weird hats also wear crazy/weird vests? Are crazy/weird clothing items only available in that combination deal?

  • Which show is the designated survivor for Designator Survivor?

  • Delays and cancellations through the roof in Sydney due to strong winds, thank god I jumped on an earlier flight in

  • Last Thursday my iPhone went into a continous restart loop, and trying to restore on iTuens doesn't fix - it needs an Apple Store - and I'm not going to be at one til Thursday. So my Series 3 Apple Watch with LTE has become my phone. It's not a great phone ...

  • App idea: It's like an ad blocker, but it's a royal blocker. I know that reporting on the royals is how some media make money, but honestly, please just show me more ads. Maybe as I visit your site hit me with a popup begging me to opt-in, or whitelist you for royal coverage.

  • It's always exciting when you find out a call centre is using a Cisco PBX. That on-hold music is everything.

  • Autumn // Arrowtown, NZ

  • tennis here

  • The iPad life just got a little sweeter: test recorded a podcast on my iPad Pro today using Ringr to record locally on each end, with an Apogee MiC+ on my end, and then Ringr gives me a ZIP file which Ferrite can unzip in the app, and boom, we're editing!

  • Hi, my name is Josh and I'm a Kanyewesttweetsholic. I'd been clean for almost a year, but something happened this last week.

  • My otherwise intelligent and lovely accountant has started regular email news updates about business related laws and news, but the email subjects are in ALL CAPS. So now I’m looking for a new accountant.

  • April 25th

  • Please support my Kickstarter to raise $50,000 so we can holiday underwater.

  • This podcast edition is a really important conversation for wedding celebrants (and humans) to have, because the words, the conversations, communications, inside a wedding are our responsibility: "Gay weddings" are not a thing, they're just "weddings"