How my body feels after the last two years of life and parenting
Everyone stop looking. I found them.
My thoughts on Elon Musk buying Twitter
A friend asked “Thoughts on Musk Twitter?” in a message, I replied, and thought, that should be a blog post:
The man’s not an idiot, and Twitter hasn’t thrived as a public company. He’s one of the few people who could buy it without antitrust issues whilst also actually uses the actual product and has an interest in it.
I reckon it’s a potential net-positive.
Worst case scenario: Twitter fades into obscurity as it has been for a while.
Best case scenario: Maybe there’s a social media platform with a better platform than “we know everything about you and use that to sell ads.”
As for the people who think Elon could of spent the money better, spending other people’s money is easy, spend your own on charity.
How old do kids have to be to ride on the dash? Asking for Goldie.
Everyone’s worried about what @elonmusk is going to do to Twitter the social network, but no-one’s talking about how he’s going to get printed copies of all our draft tweets every morning and if he thinks they’re good he’ll just post them on his own account.
I just can’t believe a rich guy bought the free bird website off other rich people. It’s like non-rich people only get to use the free bird website, not own it, I guess.
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I’m a little bit obsessed with strapping this 50 year old Canon FD 50mm f/1.4 lens onto my Canon EOS R5 mirrorless camera with an Urth adaptor.
Canon FD 50mm strapped onto a Canon EOS R5 ⛽️
Police are now targeting podcast producers who say that they will put a link in the show notes, yet do not put that link in the notes.
VH-VPE, VH-VPD, VH-VPH at Wellcamp Airport
Former Virgin Australia Boeing 777-300ERs, VH-VPE, VH-VPD, VH-VPH, hanging out at Toowoomba’s Wellcamp Airport.
Queensland Regional Accommodation Centre. Or as Scotty McDonald calls it, The Steven Miles Centre For Excellence, or as I’ll call it, The Queensland Labor Money Pit.
Just three Boeing 777’s hanging out in a field.
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If I had to choose, I’d give it all away for the simple joy of being their dad
This is weird, but I need your help finding a ball.
KMart used to sell these little massage balls that look like a virus emoji 🦠. About 12cm in diameter, and really hard plastic. They’ve discontinued the product and I’ve bought about 4 similar ones from Amazon but they’re soft rubbery plastic and not what I need.
I need hard plastic, something I can dig my heel into and bring peace to my plantar fasciitis.
It is so weird to experience old white male sexism in the flesh. I am pushing a pram through a shopping centre with my one-year-old daughter in it and a guy who I’ve never seen before says to me “that colour purse really suits you.”
DF: Biden Administration Looks Gift Horse in Mouth, But Can’t See It Because the Horse Is Wearing a Mask
CDC guidelines suggest, for example, that nobody should eat rare steak or runny eggs, and that a woman should not have more than one alcoholic drink a day.
Danny Elfman, creator of The Simpson’s theme song, performs The Simpson’s Theme Song at Coachella and it’s beautiful.
Flight attendant said that if we “hear the words e and vacuate” then those of us in the emergency row have to do something with the window and it’s all I can think about now. Do I let her know it’s one word? If they say evacuate do we still pop the window?!