Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.
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“Up until the early 2000s, the only people that lived here full time was me and my family and the people in the Big Brother House. That and a few retirees.”
Did You Know? There’s Actually A Community Of People Who Live On The Gold Coast Full-Time
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Honest Wes Anderson trailer Youtube link
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Sydney is now more expensive to live in than New York and LA. (It's actually cheaper for me to fly there every week than live there)
www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...
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Pro Marriage Tip: Stress = low libido. Enough said.
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Love
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Is this thing on?
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That's the Josh Withers guarantee.
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A&K come in for a meeting about their marriage ceremony and we end up talking about getting a haircut for 30 minutes.
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As if Islamic State isn't going to claim this ... even if it didn't it's a hot grab for their "cause"
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Hey @rodemics here's my dream product: Rodelink Newsshooter BUT the receiver is a USB interface for a phone/laptop or the best: @mevocamera
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What could I say to help guests know that their phones and cameras are not for the ceremony? It's hard convincing everyone to go unplugged!
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I'm telling you this because I don't want to let my love of song to tear us apart.
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Almost every marriage ceremony I've performed has an obscure song lyric in it.
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Fun fact: for over eight years I've been marrying people and dropping song lyric Easter eggs into their ceremonies.
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Pro Marriage Tip: Give your spouse your undivided attention soon. Quality time is quality.
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Kane & Julia asked this morning "How do you make our marriage ceremony not-awkward?" and I'm glad to report that i… t.co/MzFzlM7av... t.co/gR5IhuRdT...
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“If you’re not paying for something online, you’re the product being sold” t.co/jDigUpbKG...
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What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?
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"Shit just got real" — Dorcas, as she exchanged vows with Amos in the Blue Mountains #marriedbyjosh with the @elop… t.co/3jscAE0qZ... t.co/Xw435kNMo...
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That two people can conquer their own impatience & selfishness, and instead seek love and devotion, forever leaves… t.co/qqpGWhNSH... t.co/5aMqr66Z8...
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You can only charge what you’re worth t.co/i49ZbDgsE...
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The benefit of a plan t.co/UTrOjrYGL...
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The convert is more passionate t.co/jxhujhMNF...
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When laws and regulations block your path t.co/TM8qO4R3X...
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Carly & Amanda #civillyunionedbyjosh with @morganrobertsphotography on the Sunshine Coast 🤘🏼 t.co/octXgTEFJ... t.co/NCI4RYDep...
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Should the ‘failing media’ fight or flight? t.co/Vt4nmY9PY...
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Including, or excluding, the new expenses of doing business t.co/mfcJzssZe...
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The car I'm in is ok - It's for a car at home t.co/KVJ7N7ZwN...
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I'm driving from Esk to the GC - where can I buy a car battery?
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"You were a ray of sunshine on a very rainy, stormy day!" Gavin + Natasha 🎉 #marriedbyjosh 📷 Aaron Shum 🏖 Noosa t.co/7onyiSTHO...
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Matt & Kristen #marriedbyjosh at their home in Kingaroy!
When they first enquires with me they were looking at di… t.co/gDHHvN0EO... t.co/uKO2Xtfh9...
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Everything we know about quitting is wrong (and happy birthday Ori) t.co/lRGMt9RzF...
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Your marriage isn't a destination, it's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.
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When you say nothing at all t.co/w1KeerEwz...
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Getting better isn’t autmoatic t.co/ngv6aegKu...
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When Maddie married Jack 🏆 photo by @thefollans at @hillstonestlucia #brisbanecelebrant #brisbanewedding #hillston… t.co/ioQL1PN9E... t.co/ZaQeLKxZO...
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I’m pretty sure Google search is dead t.co/PVfUZ6c3x...
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That face when you're all about the #dronelyf - as photographed/busted by @heartandcolour t.co/gPSjnCsBX...
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An elopement has no "guests". There's no-one there that doesn't have to be there. It's your favourite humans, the … t.co/lhYpgIPO7... t.co/w4YKvFucQ...
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That moment when you realise that you'd be left behind if your friend was friends with Men Without Hats.
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Don't push me, cuz I'm close to the eddgggeeee t.co/5H4W9cfZX...
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I’m pretty sure Google search is dead t.co/TFvBMcDOU...
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From the @unpopularist💡 I’m pretty sure Google search is dead t.co/kH8izlICH...
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Where did you come from? t.co/kNPC83CxR...
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Amos + Dorcas t.co/owq93Yon9...
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From Singapore to the Blue Mountains // Dorcas + Amos#marriedbyjosh with the @elopementcollective @posysupplyco & … t.co/tkT1nAuDv... t.co/mErfxQwce...
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"Here's a photo of everyone with a double chin from laughing so hard" - Mitchell & Hannah 📷 Jessie Dains t.co/qdMiAUs4K...
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Getting better isn’t autmoatic t.co/gaBzqmzFu...