Aviation nerd win: I heard a plane landing over my house, thought, it’s stop big to be a B737 or A320 as would be normal into OOL, too loud to be a B787, is it an A330. Yes it is.
Welcome to my Ted Talk.
I hope all the computerised facial recognition systems around the world are freaking out over face masks. I wonder if the facial recognition companies are the ones pushing anti-mask propaganda?
Bridal table > guest tables > the kids table > the wedding vendor’s table
Me: time to edit this video Siri: this could go one of two ways
Why haven’t there been more waxed/vaxxed puns? Are all of you in Big Pun’s pockets? Are you just anti-waxxers?
Negative 5G
Mt Coonowrin + Mt Beerwah, from Mt Ngungun
Mt Ngungun at sunset yesterday for an elopement
Hut rules
Otto von Bismarck said “Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best” … I wonder if the Victorian government is willing and able to find the possible, the attainable, in the middle of the whole situation in Melbourne?
“We’ll never go to war”
When one of the Ted Lasso writers is a comedian and a parent
Social media: mentally toxic. Social proximity: physically toxic. Being alone: emotionally toxic. Mainstream media: intellectually toxic.
We’re all going to need a bit of a detox after this. Whatever this is and however or whenever it ends.
Found my six month old sucking on my thong (flip flop). My father of the year trophy is now in question.
If there’s a real silver lining to Covid, it’s the resurgence of roadmaps. Apps like @googlemaps and satellite navigation were putting the final nails in roadmap’s coffin, but thanks to the pandemic, they’re back! #longlivetheroadmap
Global platitude supplies are reaching an all time low. At this rate we’ll be completely out of platitudes by Christmas 2021.
My favourite people are the people who look at protestors and see hurting people.
Instagram 2011: Let’s make that shitty iPhone photo look acceptable.
Instagram 2021: Girls dancing whilst hard truths appear on screen in captions that aren’t related to the song or the dance.
Why do people watch other YouTube videos when this superb specimen exists? The Australian Army’s Marching Band covering Rage Against The Machine’s Killing In The Name Of, whilst the Bathurst Police dance along at the 2015 Bathurst 1000 V8 Supercars.
Hey, I was wondering if any tech bloggers were up to the task of telling me which iPhone I should buy, or not buy, or whatever, today?