Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.


The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.


  • I could quote Robin Rendle's post, 'Take Care Of Your Blog' forever:

    "There will be blog posts that you adore that no one reads and there’ll be blog posts you spit out in ten minutes that take the internet by storm."

  • We're off to Mexico and how we can stay in contact, a manifesto
  • Six days to Mexico.

    "We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us."

    • Scholar, Joseph Campbell
  • Making wedding photos today

  • 50 ways to be ridiculously generous—and feel ridiculously good by Alexandra Franzen.

    1. If you have a colleague who is self-employed, encourage them to charge more. Tell them, “You provide incredible value. You deserve to be paid what you’re worth. I think you should raise your rates. If that’s something you want to do—I’d love to help you do it.” If they’re open to it, help them brainstorm, strategize, and figure out a plan to roll out the new (higher) pricing.
  • Rules for Online Sanity

  • Becoming a dad shrinks your brain. I'm not mad, I'm just stupid.

  • Nine days until we migrate to Mexico, a country Britt and I have never been
  • I don’t know who needs to hear this, but despite their ads this week, Optus wasn’t attacked.

    They left the front door open and unlocked and a thief took the personal identity information of thousands of Australians.

  • The most horrible hotel in the world featured in Tone Knob by Nick Parker:

    Then in 1996 they asked the new-kids-on-the-block agency KesselsKramer2 to help them sharpen things up – Which they did not by improving the hotel or doing a fancy re-brand, but by keeping everything exactly the same and proudly embracing how crap it all was. They started calling themselves 'the most horrible hotel in town'.

  • Does the Kindle Scribe replace a five year old Kindle Oasis?
  • We called our Airbnb the Tugun Pause because a few times a day you get to take a one to two second pause in your conversations

  • How good is it when you just find The One

  • I call this one “Jetstar flight captured over Brisbane with a manual focus lens”

  • If you’ve ever wanted to use our dishwasher, TV, or closet? You’re going to love the tugunpause.com.

  • Are there any signs we should look out for to see if Goldie is being fed enough?

  • Ted Gioia’s predictions of the music industry in 2032:

    “A legitimate musical counterculture will arise, with a cadre of new artists achieving superstar status while rejecting the roles of influencer and content provider. The motto “music comes first” will be a key part of their marketing message. The movement will have a name, but that word doesn’t exist yet.”

    “Individuals who can identify rising talent will set up their web channels, and fill the role once played by the A&R department at a record label. But there’s one big difference: they can do everything themselves without a huge corporation behind them. If these talent scouts have a web channel with a few million subscribers, they will have more clout than Sony (which, by the way, currently has a pathetic 40 thousand subscribers to its YouTube channel) or most other labels. They can sign artists, showcase them online, and build their audience—acting as sole operators, but with the influence of a big business.”

  • Cam Wilson in Web Cam on crime reporting:

    “There’s a lot of good criticism of crime reporting. It fosters systemic racism. Crimes are reported on because of the novelty factor rather than merit. A lack of follow-ups means articles rarely show the full story of a crime (including if charges are dropped). It tends to uncritically share the narrative of police, even though they are unreliable narrators. And above all else, it publicises one of the lowest moments of someone’s life and probably makes it harder for them to right the ship.”

  • Andrew Greene reporting on the Optus data thief (they like to call the person a hacker):

    WARNING - do not click on latest link from alleged Optus hacker. IT security experts confirm it “tries to use drive-by and explicit download techniques to install executable files - this appears to be an attempt to capitalise on the publicity from the hack to setup a future hack”

    Optus’ lack of leadership in this data crisis will be its legacy.

  • The end of the shared experience that is music
  • Zane Lowe with Stevie Nicks is an beautiful podcast conversation not only about Fleetwood Mac, but also about Tom Petty, Prince, Harry Styles, Neil Finn, Miley Cyrus and The Gorillaz. The entire Zane Lowe interview series is a great show for music lovers.

  • Smashing a spacecraft into an asteroid
  • Why so dramatic, Rockhampton sunrise?

  • iOS 17 prediction: an Apple Shortcuts Store. After writing my first semi-complex-but-bit-that-complex shortcut for Apple Shortcuts today I can’t believe there’s not an App Store for Shortcuts. But I reckon it’s coming, Apple loves a good % cut.

  • Vinay Prasad, Professor, Hematologist, Oncologist, Health policy researcher, on the weird place we're at with Covid vaccines today:

    "The media coverage of vaccines and side effects is awful. They lack a philosophical framework and are unmoored. This article nicely shows how that is the case. Whether they choose to improve is beyond me. They have too much allegiance to the Biden administration, and have failed American boys as a result."

  • Qantas T80 seat selection reminder shortcut for Apple Shortcuts
  • If I was going to make a travel vlog this week my episode would be about how you should just stay at home again, airports are terrible, it’s quicker to walk. All hail HRH Lord Joyce, the decider of all airborne transport matters.

    Formally: Todays flight issues involved a B717 being ill, and then Rockhampton’s Air Traffic Control being unstaffed until 9:30am so we have to wait in Brisbane until there’s air traffic control.

  • It’s 2022 and there’s no real solution for blisters yet
  • I’m impressed by how many other people made the stupid decision to catch a 6am flight

  • If only all of us queued for hours at airports had let them know we were coming. They need some kind of air travel ticketing system so they’re not surprised like this.

  • Be here

  • Patrick O'Shaughnessy on the power of audio:

    "Audio feels to me like a secret hiding in plain sight. Everyone loves to learn, everyone loves content and loves consuming it, and it seems as though no matter how much great content is created, there's not enough of it. I find myself all the time without a great piece of content to consume. And the demand-supply thing just hasn't reached an equilibrium yet, maybe it never will. And audio is unique in the sense that it is at least 10 times easier to create an unbelievable hour of audio for me, and my format's interview, interviewing someone great like David. That episode between him and I took an hour and a half to record. It will probably be listened to, my guess is, millions of times by the time it's all said and done. An hour and a half for millions of listens. And people will listen all the way through, and they'll consume it all. If you translated that conversation into text, it would be about the length of a short book. If we wanted to create a book of similar quality, it would take a year, probably. I mean I've written a book, it took me a year, and my book was not nearly as good as that conversation with David was."

  • Here comes the Sunday sun

  • If you’d like to buy bottles of Goldie’s energy, please back her kickstarter

  • 40 months wait and I’m pretty sure I’m never going to see this Playdate
  • George Bernard Shaw:

    “The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.”

  • Rattling the Cage by Rhian Sasseen:

    For years, I was the person whose job it was to keep you clicking, to keep you scrolling.

  • Sitting at the next table from a group of people attending an NRL conference (wearing NRL logo shirts) and one guy jokingly says “fucking Polynesians” and now they’re joking about women in a sexist way.

    They were joking about a Tongan guy not present and this isn’t the racism and sexism the news is looking for today (despite being quite off colour). But, I reckon every single human inside our national sports codes needs to understand that they’re getting a pretty bad reputation for their racism and sexism and maybe a hotel foyer bar isn’t the place for it. Maybe the entire globe isn’t, but let’s start with whilst you’re at work?

  • Hey, big apologies if I die in the next 24 hours. My 18 month old just sneezed directly into my open mouth and laughed.

  • Good advice for people who have been Optus customers since 2017, I have been one, is to enact a credit freeze. IDCARE has a fact sheet on freezing your credit.

    A credit freeze means no-one, including you, can apply for credit in your name.

    Talking about caring about identification, an Australian institution like that not using a .au domain name is a little triggering IMHO.

  • No woman, no cry?

    From 1938.

  • What do sensors know? - Om Malik:

    Did you notice: That we have not heard a peep from Elon Musk about why Chinese regulators haven’t approved Tesla’s FSD for use on local roads?

  • When Donald Trump suggests that the FBI were looking for Hillary Clinton’s emails at Mar-a-Lago is he also suggesting that he has her emails? If so, big ups for Hillary for deploying a solid, if esoteric, 3-2-1 backup strategy.

  • Why Coles is getting out of the servo game, asks Tim Burrowes:

    “In a time when corporate social responsibility has given way to environmental, social and governance & actually made its way onto board agendas, getting out of the fuel game removes a future headwind for Coles.”

  • This psych study is going to set the metal world on fire: “Extreme metal guitar skill: A case of male–male status seeking, mate attraction, or byproduct?

    “there is evidence that playing music increases male attractiveness”

    “Extreme metal is a genre that is heavily male-biased”

    “musicians in this genre heavily invest their time in building technical skills (e.g., dexterity, coordination, timing), which raises the question of the purpose behind this costly investment”

    “This study explores the idea that heterosexual male metal guitarists are motivated to invest heavily in getting good at guitar to primarily impress other men.”

  • These old Qantas maps and timetables from the 1970s (lifted from the FFA fB group) are wild. That Acapulco is a destination but Los Angeles isn’t!

  • Big Bee Energy

  • Astonished.

    The best coffee I’ve had on this public holiday is from the Scenic Rim Milkbar in Boonah, made at 5pm by a bloke of Asian descent with the deep voice of an Australian 1990s TV show announcer.

    Regional Australia never ceases to surprise.

  • Is the Il Bogan Bridge over the Logan River the genesis of the Fully Sick Logan Bogan?