First date: Bridget stomped away in anger.

Second date: Bridget ran away.

Third date: It… t.co/PCFLQEsLQ... t.co/M77oI0XmF...

Sweet! There's an #auspost party at @MedicareGov's place tonight! t.co/dBpPEvbVC...

Anyone else getting text messages from @MedicareGov? #auspol t.co/KckVQCJ54...

Terribly awkward when a client fervently hates the TV show you were on and I don't think they know I was on it.

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Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.

Felicity + Mark eloped! #marriedbyjosh 🏞 Wendy's Secret Garden 📷 Emma Hampton 🎉 The Elopement Collective t.co/8HVXsYmIF...

In line for @xdotai artificial intelligence assistant to schedule my meetings. Join the evolution: t.co/hxmfU6bBf...

I for one, welcome our new phallic overlord #TheFeedSBS

Fun game, call your family members and ask them who they are voting for. Pauline might make it, guys.

Lauren and Bryce #marriedbyjosh in the Hunter Valley! t.co/75dWC3gZj...

Years and years ago @gabbinbarhomestead was Toowoomba's "scary, old, and decrepit house" t… t.co/SWklPusz5... t.co/CseI2MsDs...

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10 tips on dealing with the in-laws t.co/yKIXsoA81...

Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

Selfie: the photo that looks awesome even if it's terrible! 📷 Just For Love Photography 🍔 Chur Burger t.co/naR6jXNtG...

Sitting in front of a blank page trying to write vows? Here's some questions to ask yourself t.co/lGG7Z8Ss3...

Let's be honest about social networks. The main reason we're hoping one dies is so a new one rises where we can all get better usernames.

2141 days ago Bethany would have never imagined that Luke could have came into her and Wil… t.co/FcRcQ1Lps... t.co/zhygN9cTG...

Anyone know how the different political parties feel about coffee? Trying to make an informed decision for tomorrow.

I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

Pro Marriage Tip: Perfection is impossible. Don't aim for perfection in your marriage or home. Instead, aim for progress.

Asking for a friend.

Is there a political party you could vote for that would equally serve your own financial interests but also not make you look selfish?

Someone's excited! 📷 Love Is a Place Photography ⛰ Midginbill Hill t.co/giapZTYg7...

Listening to @wendyzuckerman's @sciencevs preview episode (cause I'm a @Gimletmedia member) and there's a hilarious mis-edit at 18 min's in

Getting married in Byron Bay? I know a guy t.co/BW2zblGBN...

Andrew + Natalie #marriedbyjosh 📷 Finch & Oak ⛳ Summergrove Estate 🎉 The Elopement Collective t.co/3L4CrCLDt...

Vote 1 for heaters this weekend.

Pro Marriage Tip: Never stop being curious about your spouse. There's always more for you to learn about them.

The wedding tax, and how to avoid it t.co/CeC9a4Guo... t.co/ACIQssfG2...

Where would you elope to, if you could?

Wake me up, when, American and Britain are great again ...

I just found a password vulnerability in ANZ's Internet Banking. I feel Michael Bolton from Office Space.

A sneak peek into what I've got planned for Sunday's #whocareswins workshop in Brisbane t.co/fpobT6a6F... t.co/iakfOorVx...

Questions you can ask yourself to help you write amazing wedding vows t.co/lGG7Z9a2V...

One of Matt & Megan's four witnesses to their elopement in Bali says "is it inappropriate … t.co/UWlWJYVcg... t.co/GfbU6JtLI...

Eric + Elke #marriedbyjosh at the #perthpopupwedding with @elopementcollective 📷 @jimmy_iz… t.co/yjmzdfzsI... t.co/ArytHc2lO...

"Josh is also not a show pony. He has this brilliant ability to make you feel completely r… t.co/OBKGjnDcP... t.co/NBfAttSs5...

I had the best weekend at the #byronbayweddingfair! Seriously, I've attended wedding fairs… t.co/V732F4TOI... t.co/MNTxmJSdj...

"Josh's ability as a speaker is only surpassed by his ability as humorist" Melissa & Chris #marriedbyjosh 📷 KCL t.co/b6zpLTnfN...

How [I think] driverless cars will positively impact marriages t.co/axCJQfSj5...

Brisbane business peeps! Have you got your tickets to my next seminar on business systems and automations? t.co/qcaBXb1cL...

Che from @byronbayweddings is not just a pretty face, also an awesome waiter ✌🏻️#byronbayw… t.co/o1hSYIexl... t.co/EEpTGVlkm...

Really good listen for media/news/blog/podcast types t.co/x5t78jrGN...

Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

Vas and Felicia #marriedbyjosh with The Elopement Collective t.co/PIhcQluQk...

Byron Bay!! I'm back tomorrow/Sunday/today 9am to 2pm at @secretgardenbyronbay for the @by… t.co/DZlS2OvAZ... t.co/WYBHi8d5Q...

Before Emily met Luke she never thought she’d get married and she was happy with that. The… t.co/REDlCCRDb... t.co/AhfhYEiQj...

"Because we keep putting our wedding to a future date because of the planning and of course money. This seems th..." t.co/dy4m5YC3f...